We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[Ant_It_Fun]

I think the missing ingredient with this guy is that he just isnt the "funny" we are looking for. He is just a fat internet sad guy. Sadly not uncommon. He is the stereotype of all the internet guy cliches. Pat has a nuance that this guy just doesnt have.

Yeah, he's another flash-in-the-pan/pretender to Fat's Throne.

 

[The Sue Deal]

Turns out we weren't the first to look into this tard. He also ran a multi-national retail empire guys!!

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ITS CALLED ZONING YOU FAT FUCKING TARD. If you get asked to fix the shelves its zoning. If you get asked to just make shit face the right way you’re “facing.” Otherwise you’re usually zoning because why the fuck would you just make everything face the right way and not clean up the whole shelf?? Jesus christ

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Just call Shane butter, cuz he's on a roll!

 

[The Sue Deal]

ITS CALLED ZONING YOU FAT FUCKING TARD. If you get asked to fix the shelves its zoning. If you get asked to just make shit face the right way you’re “facing.” Otherwise you’re usually zoning because why the fuck would you just make everything face the right way and not clean up the whole shelf?? Jesus christ

No actually now that i’m thinking about it. In the two retail stores i’ve worked at i’ve NEVER been asked to “face” something. It has ALWAYS been zoning. What a fucking mong.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

So uh, what’s happened here? Jeeeesus Christ.

 

[guest]

So uh, what’s happened here? Jeeeesus Christ.

We've been hacked, doxed and compromised to a permanent end.

 

[guest]

This guy's boring now. We get it, everything we say is wrong and it's emoji worthy.

 

[Meownaw]

This guy's boring now. We get it, everything we say is wrong and it's emoji worthy.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

So uh, what’s happened here? Jeeeesus Christ.

Pats toilet was told yesterday by the blowhard fake tough guy fat loser that the toilet (me) would be going to prison and he would be the one making it happen as our little rascals were now on his “radar” and he was our nightmare. He told me I would be going to prison for a minimum of 35 years without evidence of any actual crime. Then he started oinking like a lunatic that he’s worked secretly (signed NDAs!) for the FBI, CIA, and Secret Service and had personally but “the bad guys” in prison for decades.

Of course we all laughed at the fat idiot for being a crazier version of Pat and he’s been tweeting about us all day for the past 24 hours about how he hacked this site, sent MUCH information to many important people in law enforcement and said we were all “fucked”

Then we confined to laugh at the fat idiot who is a loser that claims to be retired at 40 but on disability and e-begging for money. He kept telling us we’re so stupid while screaming into a void and for some reason said a babysitter raped him with a knife.

You can’t take a day off around here.

 

[guest]

Some woman raped him in the butt with a butter knife?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

My thoughts exactly.

He dropped all the prison talk and other “you’re all fucked” threats since we figured out he’s a fat larp. Now he’s gonna be really upset when we stop paying attention to him.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He's got you pegged, @admin.

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he got himself pegged.

 

[guest]

What's more likely? Some chick tranq'd him and put a butterknife up his butt, or he Kirby'd up a butterknife in one of his feeding frenzies and then shat it out in his slumber?

Occam's butterknife.

Or that he’s making it up. I hope for his sake that he is. That story was sad and horrifying.

 

[Will Tate]

Is there an ailment he doesn’t have?

Anorexia.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

his asshole. it's going to be opened wide. just think his nightmare would have been Uncle Paul's fantasy

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

His fat gf's fb reviews. CW: Pants passing and orgasms.

his description of The Further sounds like one of the Stefan bits on SNL where Bill Hader describes clubs

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Or that he’s making it up. I hope for his sake that he is. That story was sad and horrifying.

He probably stuck it up his own ass and blamed it on the babysitter. This guy is starved for attention and will make up all kinds of shit. He’s already told enough big fat lies and it’s only been 24 hours

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

his description of The Further sounds like one of the Stefan bits on SNL where Bill Hader describes clubs

Of course she lost her shit, people were dressed up like food and she couldn’t handle it and tried to eat them.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Shane's BDSM femdom fantasy kit
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[AntSucks]

Day 2 of my Jason Nokes defense strategy:

(I have taken advice and decided a Linux based platform should nullify his Microsoft credentials)

I have fully installed Red Hat Linux, recommended by Zer0cool on IRC, who sometimes feels sad, but I had another window open
I have downloaded Portscanner 2.0, running it from the bash prompt as directed. No C:\ prompt cuckoldry here.
I left it running all night which is possible due to Linux' superior uptime. Haha, suck it windows n00bs

#./portscanner2 -target Jason Nokes -all IPs​

#..processing​

#..processing​

#...found 1 vulnerability: Stairs​

#...found 1 honeypot: Eaten​

#...found 1 backdoor: Unwashed​

Will report back tomorrow boys.