We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[Prison Enjoyer]

HURRRRRR IVE GOT NEUROMUSCULAR ISSUES HUURRRRRRR DUH DOY

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can't believe it's not child rape!

CONTENT WARNING!!!!


Oh great, Shane just ate 3 sticks of butter. Look what you did! He’s gonna shit himself any minute thanks to you.

 

[SFWA liaison]

"x is hilarious" WE HEARD YOU, get a new bit

he's going to go stuff his face with trash food

 

[guest]

CONTENT WARNING!!!!


Oh great, Shane just ate 3 sticks of butter. Look what you did! He’s gonna shit himself any minute thanks to you.

Come on, Shaney - we all poop down here! HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Nick Gerlips]

No more posts about this Shane guy

 

[guest]

ive certainly raped all of you with my terrible posting

It’s not rape since we pushed back

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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“Time to do something else for a bit”

Will tweet nonstop about it until 5 am again.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

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No need to psychoanalyze ya bud!

Facts speak for themselves: you’re a fat retard on disability shouting in to the Twitter void. Having a group of people getting bored with their normal toy fucking with him is the highlight of his decade.

 

[guest]

Hannah Gadsby would be more apropos.

I wuz roiped! By a peeyak of angry min! I hate min!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I think the missing ingredient with this guy is that he just isnt the "funny" we are looking for. He is just a fat internet sad guy. Sadly not uncommon. He is the stereotype of all the internet guy cliches. Pat has a nuance that this guy just doesnt have.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

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When are the Feds arriving? I've got stuff to do.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

When are the Feds arriving? I've got stuff to do.

Funny he hasn’t threatened us with prison time today

 

[guest]

Yes you did you fat idiot, you make it sound like you personally took down major international terrorists and personally attended their trials to see their faces when they are sentenced. He can’t even keep track of his tough guy bullshit. Remember he said he had ptsd from having to deal with putting such evil people in prison?

Because he’s walking it back.

 

[guest]

I think the missing ingredient with this guy is that he just isnt the "funny" we are looking for. He is just a fat internet sad guy. Sadly not uncommon. He is the stereotype of all the internet guy cliches. Pat has a nuance that this guy just doesnt have.

I’m sorry, what makes you think he’s fat? I must have missed that. Is that a show reference or something?

 

[Jenna]

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Haha stlakers joke is on you! You think I live with mommy? Wrong! I actually have crippling mommy issues that stem back to my childhood! Mommy wasn't there to watch me that day a butter knife violated my innocence.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I have a feeling once we get tired of him he will have a big meltdown “They think they’re ignoring me? That’s hilarious! I’m four steps ahead and they are such morons!”


Guys…guys…

 

[guest]

So whatever happened to us being hacked?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

So whatever happened to us being hacked?

He's sending his wife over to each of our houses to clean out the fridge and break your toilet. Since she waddles and can't fly due to needing 6 belt extensions it'll take a while to get to everyone.

 

[The Greaseman]

So whatever happened to us being hacked?

That was just 3D chess to throw us off what he was actually doing.

 

[Caverlock]

What's more likely? Some chick tranq'd him and put a butterknife up his butt, or he Kirby'd up a butterknife in one of his feeding frenzies and then shat it out in his slumber?

Occam's butterknife.