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This bitch blocked me after one tweet.
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We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…
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Lol at some well connected secret service guy getting the clot shot. Was he not connected enough to be told it was bullshit? Maybe he really wants his wife dead, can't imagine why!
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If a doctor insists you're prediabetic, and each time the range is actually normal, would that not be medical malpractice, and easily provable through your doctor notes and test results?
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He left out the rest of the Doctors statement which was “if you keep going this way, you could end up pre-diabetic”
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Hey, fatso! Lay off the Mountain Dew. That stuff rots your teeth and before you know it, you'll have to go back to the DENTIST! BoOoOoOoOoOoOoo!
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Mountain Dew is almost as unappealing as Shane's hideous overstuffed hogbeast of a wife.
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I'm sick of this fat faggot already. Drop dead.
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Aye nie! Shanerino is too fet to have seeks!
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Fawk, I'm feeling like the JoeBros felt when Patposting went into full swing. Pat is a lucky man to get a literal schizophrenic to scapegoat for him free.
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But they’ll trust the doctors on TV who haven’t seen a patient in decades advocating for a 6 foot distancing rule during COVID-19 that even the people who implemented it said they pulled out of their ass to make people feel better.
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The funny part is he loves the attention so you know he's probably seething over the fact another fat retard stole his thunder
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Would be like two Koalas falling out of the old gum tree on top of each other!
I told her “Oi Sheila, lemme stick it in your boggy bottom while I’m waltzing Matilda!”
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I wonder if Pat blocked him, he @‘d him a couple times bragging how we aren’t shit and piggy didn’t chime in to correct the record
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He tweeted into the void about our fun posts and took them literally. He’s a fat autist, so nothing really missed.
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Cool, thanks bruv
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he's broader on the chest than most
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*FBI Christmas party* *phone rings*
Hey everybody turn down the music, Shane is calling, I’ll put it on speaker!
Hello Agent Jack Mehoff
Federal Agent Child, I need a bunch of people arrested. One in England, one in Australia, 7 in the Netherlands, 2 in Canada and the rest here in the states!
What did they do *hits mute as everyone else laughs*
They called me a fat autist with poor hygiene and a morbidly obese girlfriend!
*agents howl with laughter*
Yeah no problem Shane we will round them up
Thank you Fed child, get vaccinated!
Will do Shane
*hangs up phone*
Someone get me a round of Vegas Bombs!
Hey everybody turn down the music, Shane is calling, I’ll put it on speaker!
Hello Agent Jack Mehoff
Federal Agent Child, I need a bunch of people arrested. One in England, one in Australia, 7 in the Netherlands, 2 in Canada and the rest here in the states!
What did they do *hits mute as everyone else laughs*
They called me a fat autist with poor hygiene and a morbidly obese girlfriend!
*agents howl with laughter*
Yeah no problem Shane we will round them up
Thank you Fed child, get vaccinated!
Will do Shane
*hangs up phone*
Someone get me a round of Vegas Bombs!