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I'm in New Jersey and am only guilty of felonious fat shaming and looking cute.
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He has to be telling the truth, it's not like fat neckbeards are known for lying on the internet. Can you imagine being a supposed crusader for justice who laughs as criminals cry in court, yet you nearly stroke out from getting your teeth cleaned?Has a $1300 phone, and a prepaid phone plan. Makes total sense to me. This guy is just so much more intelligent than we are. I mean I only went to Tulane, how can I be smarter than a fat neck beard with bad hygiene who posts reviews of medical providers who were insensitive, and who has blood pressure spikes at a dentists office. He’s a real tough guy who’s rich boys. We better leave this one alone. He’s already gotten us 35 years. Better not make it life or the death penalty for busting his balls, fellas. Let’s just leave this future President alone.
I got a root canal and that fucking hurt, and I didn’t stroke out. My own damn fault for all the bad shit I did to my teeth for years. He’s postured himself as some intelligent tough guy FBI undercover agent. Yet he almost has a stroke at getting his teeth cleaned.He has to be telling the truth, it's not like fat neckbeards are known for lying on the internet. Can you imagine being a supposed crusader for justice who laughs as criminals cry in court, yet you nearly stroke out from getting your teeth cleaned?
Why’s he wearing hiking boots?Nice broken brain, stupid:
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His wife makes Niki look radiant by comparison:
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I'm holding out hope he is a troll playing the long game hoping to make it into the internet copypasta hall of fame. Otherwise, he is painfully embarrassing.He has to be telling the truth, it's not like fat neckbeards are known for lying on the internet. Can you imagine being a supposed crusader for justice who laughs as criminals cry in court, yet you nearly stroke out from getting your teeth cleaned?
His one redeeming quality is not having kids. At least he knows that he and his sweathog wife are genetic atrocities and as such should not reproduce.I got a root canal and that fucking hurt, and I didn’t stroke out. My own damn fault for all the bad shit I did to my teeth for years. He’s postured himself as some intelligent tough guy FBI undercover agent. Yet he almost has a stroke at getting his teeth cleaned.
I’m smitten myself.Mitchel Lewis is a based Brotherman. Calling it now. He’s everything Shane and Piggy are not. Attractive, fit, intelligent, employed, verified on Twitter.
Keep dancing for us, ya nutjob. "I'm totally laughing at you losers, I'm definitely not so triggered by you guys that I have to obsessively correct the record about my gay phone!"
He’s at least as literal as Pat. We should steal his cat’s name, too.Would you believe that he's answering you literally?
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Why would you actually tag Kevin Bacon in this nonsense?
He's been scratching his hemorrhoids with those shitty fingernails.
I’ll give you some ‘hard labour.’He said we’re getting 35 years. I’d get time over here in Australia. They might reopen Fremantle or Boggo Road and give me hard labour. I don’t know if Shane Nokes knows that prison here in Australia is a resort thanks to the Labor Party. It’s like going on a Disney Cruise for years. Hell they even have a footy league for prisoners over here in Brisbane.
Just start posting, Shane. You've pretty much seen the extent of what will be said. You've got a (very) thick hide. Who knows, maybe we got off on the wrong foot.Jesus christ, just make an account already. This communicating through two sites is retarded. If you want to respond to people here just sign in instead of being a spaz and responding on twitter.
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And weight. Or maybe 217 is accurate for his real height, who knows.He will ignore the height thing. He's 5'6" tops.
Holy shit, dude. Just stop eating the internet already. This isn’t good for my insomnia or my own hemorrhoids for that matter.Jesus christ, just make an account already. This communicating through two sites is retarded. If you want to respond to people here just sign in instead of being a spaz and responding on twitter.
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