We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Limey here so forgive the lack of knowledge and context but that sounds...poor.

Prepaid phone you buy at Walmart. It’s the most white trashiest way to have a mobile phone. Even drug dealers don’t use that shit as a burner.

You guys have ASDA instead of Walmart. They sell prepaid phones for the poors there?

 

[Mike Glyer]

I don't know what the line is but this guy comes off as legitimately mentally ill while Pat just comes off as an asshole. They both lie habitually. They both have delusions of grandeur. They both have unattractive wives. They are both losers in reality and live off of the taxpayer teat via scams/laziness. They are both terminally addicted to social media. I don't know how they are different but they are.

 

[guest]

Prepaid phone you buy at Walmart. It’s the most white trashiest way to have a mobile phone. Even drug dealers don’t use that shit as a burner.

You guys have ASDA instead of Walmart. They sell prepaid phones for the poors there?

Wrong again, stlaker. Walmart Family phones are what the CIA hand out to their super duper tech specialist secret agents. Ha, you're so stupid and I'm not. I was accepted to Harvard when I was 10 but turned them down because their classes were too easy.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Wrong again, stlaker. Walmart Family phones are what the CIA hand out to their super duper tech specialist secret agents. Ha, you're so stupid and I'm not. I was accepted to Harvard when I was 10 but turned them down because their classes were too easy.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Prepaid phone you buy at Walmart. It’s the most white trashiest way to have a mobile phone. Even drug dealers don’t use that shit as a burner.

You guys have ASDA instead of Walmart. They sell prepaid phones for the poors there?

Prepaid phones are for criminals and people with shit credit. If your credit is in the pishadoo, wireless companies will insist on a $1,000 deposit right away before they'll allow you to activate an account.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Just think if Mr Nokes lives in Redmond, he could sell that pine box he lives in for half a mil, move to Alabama, buy a Brick two story subdivision quality house, and have $300k left to get an actual mobile plan, buy a new car and get gastric bypass surgery.

 

[guest]

Now up to six tweets since he said he was done engaging. I'm sure this won't be all does tomorrow.

Update: We now stand at eleven tweets about us since his declaration of being done.

Please stop talking about his poverty phone, guys. He's quite sensitive about it. So much so that he's still reading and responding in real time.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Prepaid phones are for criminals and people with shit credit. If your credit is in the pishadoo, wireless companies will insist on a $1,000 deposit right away before they'll allow you to activate an account.

Depends. I did some time slinging cell phones in college. Verizon generally wants $250 for no credit, AT&T $175, and T Mobile loves the poors. They slap on surcharges for everything if your credit sucks. Say, what provider are Piggy and Thicki with again?

 

[guest]

Isn't "Shane Nokes" the name of the pedophile played by Kevin Bacon in Sleepers? Coincidence?

Would you believe that he's answering you literally?

Why would you actually tag Kevin Bacon in this nonsense?

 

[guest]

Update: We now stand at eleven tweets about us since his declaration of being done.

Please stop talking about his poverty phone, guys. He's quite sensitive about it. So much so that he's still reading and responding in real time.

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He keeps saying we're hilarious, but keeps referencing our shittiest bits.

I think Lynne's contact forms brings more laughs than our service provider vs cell phone bit.

Am I wrong? Or did the forum pass me by?

 

[guest]

He keeps saying we're hilarious, but keeps referencing our shittiest bits.

I think Lynne's contact forms brings more laughs than our service provider vs cell phone bit.

We're still hilarious! I wonder if he's seen Prey (2022)

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I Love the fact his life is so pathetic he has to live tweet about us breaking his balls on here. Then again he’s “retired” so he can spend all night following the forum and live tweeting.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He keeps saying we're hilarious, but keeps referencing our shittiest bits.

I think Lynne's contact forms brings more laughs than our service provider vs cell phone bit.

Am I wrong? Or did the forum pass me by?

He’s not exactly striking me as the type to understand comedy, nor tell the truth. He’s got a lot of time in his hands since he retired from Microsoft. Trimming his neck beard and going to the gym are not options, stlacker.

 

[guest]

Would you believe that he's answering you literally?

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Why would you actually tag Kevin Bacon in this nonsense?

Lol, Jesus Christ.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Depends. I did some time slinging cell phones in college. Verizon generally wants $250 for no credit, AT&T $175, and T Mobile loves the poors. They slap on surcharges for everything if your credit sucks. Say, what provider are Piggy and Thicki with again?

No credit and bad credit are usually two different tiers at the non-ghetto companies. No credit is a relatively small risk by comparison so there's smaller deposit ($250-$500), but total shit credit will often require a minimum $1,000 deposit in order to open an account.

*Edit: Those numbers also varied regionally, so some were more strict than others regarding deposits.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Woke up mid sleep and this faggot is still going on? Christ he's worse than fat

 

[guest]

Lol, Jesus Christ.

Felonius name-similarity-noticing has got to be good for a year or two in the hoosegow.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Update: We now stand at eleven tweets about us since his declaration of being done.

Please stop talking about his poverty phone, guys. He's quite sensitive about it. So much so that he's still reading and responding in real time.

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Has a $1300 phone, and a prepaid phone plan. Makes total sense to me. This guy is just so much more intelligent than we are. I mean I only went to Tulane, how can I be smarter than a fat neck beard with bad hygiene who posts reviews of medical providers who were insensitive, and who has blood pressure spikes at a dentists office. He’s a real tough guy who’s rich boys. We better leave this one alone. He’s already gotten us 35 years. Better not make it life or the death penalty for busting his balls, fellas. Let’s just leave this future President alone.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Felonius name-similarity-noticing has got to be good for a year or two in the hoosegow.

He said we’re getting 35 years. I’d get time over here in Australia. They might reopen Fremantle or Boggo Road and give me hard labour. I don’t know if Shane Nokes knows that prison here in Australia is a resort thanks to the Labor Party. It’s like going on a Disney Cruise for years. Hell they even have a footy league for prisoners over here in Brisbane.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Real piece of shit. He was going to abandon his cats to move to that faggot Portland. View attachment 102976

Now I really hate this retarded faggot