Welcome to RickiLeaks. Bulk Text Dump #1 - Debts, Pigs, & Monkeys

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Udders]

The fatsuit as a disguise from cyberstalkers was a rib crusher.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Don't have a stomach, stlaker.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Don't have a stomach, stlaker.

Those are abs stlaker

 

[cliveowen]

Things Pat has bragged about his wife to a group of stalkers:

She gives him blowjobs
She was supposed to be a 1 night stand
She had sex with him on their second date in a parking lot
She is heavily medicated
They have lots of wild sex

What else we got?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Things Pat has bragged about his wife to a group of stalkers:

She gives him blowjobs
She was supposed to be a 1 night stand
She had sex with him on their second date in a parking lot
She is heavily medicated
They have lots of wild sex

What else we got?

She loves the D

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

This is what Patposters have been reduced to

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Imagine starting a private chat just to have a repository for Pat texts that you're too embarrassed to post under your own profile for fear of being outed

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

'I don't have tits, stlaker.'

Really?

 

[Udders]

She needs cheap chink lube.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

She needs cheap chink lube.

 

[BUBBLER]

 

[Phish]

Imagine starting a private chat just to have a repository for Pat texts that you're too embarrassed to post under your own profile for fear of being outed

@Sue Lightning ^ i didnt want you to miss this. Hear what he said tone? Patpostahs are dumb

 

[guest]

I choose to believe that "so that means that you are the grotesquely fat" is not a typing error and just one of Pat's new names.

 

[Nikster]

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[Hudson]

Amazing.

My wife and I were just talking about how tired we are from the weekend. Two concerts. Golf. Dinner with friends. Hiking.

To think Pat spent the weekend doing his copy pasta bit with a total stranger is crazy.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Yes patster, you do, and yes patster, we definitely do.

 

[guest]

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When did Pat grow a ponytail?

 

[felonious_patposter]

Things Pat has bragged about his wife to a group of stalkers:

She gives him blowjobs
She was supposed to be a 1 night stand
She had sex with him on their second date in a parking lot
She is heavily medicated
They have lots of wild sex

What else we got?

He's implied that she has herpes

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

Still astounds me the fat idiot discusses his sex life with his “stalkers”.