Weird situation at work

[guest]

This thread needed a poll.

 

[guest]

It doesn't sound like you're quite obsessed with her yet, but close. I think you should take her out, talk to her, maybe even kiss her.

 

[guest]

This thread better not make it to 4 pages without an update.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

 

[Carl Winslow]

You need a boxcutter. They fix EVERY problem.

and yea, I hate women lol, I planned on killing like 20 plus while I was in the military. Fucking whores.

And I mean military females, not the rags.

 

[DMAN]

TSJ put it like I meant to, she's putting a front on for the co-workers.

where is that uppity nigger

'THE D MAN' NIGGER DRE

to flap his bootlips at me?

But this is the most solid advice.

I must have really mentally devastated you to constantly be on your mind when I have nothing to do with the subject matter.

The D Man raped your little white nigger mind.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

So many cockblockers around here.

"You work with her!"
"She's been diagnosed with BPD!"
"She's sixteen!"

Relax and let a brotha get his dick wet.

I kissed a coworker and got canned. Mutual kiss at a Christmas party, but she told our boss who decided to give me the boot. I'm not saying don't chase the pussy, but don't chase the pussy.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

She wants to fuck but doesn’t want anyone else in the office to know and she’s overdoing it.

thats a bingo

but i wouldnt fuck. if its awkward now, imagine how awkward it will be after you don’t make her cum

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I must have really mentally devastated you to constantly be on your mind when I have nothing to do with the subject matter.

The D Man raped your little white nigger mind.

Nice niggernomic grammar on your boost mobile niggerphone, nigger.

'THE D MAN' ​

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Stinking boost mobile ape

 

[DMAN]

Nice niggernomic grammar on your boost mobile niggerphone, nigger.

'THE D MAN' ​

​

Stinking boost mobile ape

....There isn't one single grammatical error in that post, you illiterate white nigger.

"The D Man" is a reference to the Ron & Fez Show. Linger longer, white nigger. Linger longer.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

....There isn't one single grammatical error in that post, you illiterate white nigger.

"The D Man" is a reference to the Ron & Fez Show. Linger longer, white nigger. Linger longer.

Where you stay nigger dre? Imma come by and take you nigger skiing behind my truck.

THE NIGGER SKI MAN

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

This is all the advice you need. Don't do it.

wwawd fucking coworkers in the bathroom and eating they ass?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

wwawd fucking coworkers in the bathroom and eating they ass?

Whats his name?

 

[Jack_Horner]

She's not shy at all, so it has nothing to do with that at least. And I'm just a normal dude who everyone gets along with.

The weird thing is, she simultaneously acts like she hates me and like we're some kind of secret best buddies. I'm at a loss brothermen.

That's because she simultaneously hates you and thinks you're some kind of secret best buddies.

Basically:

She's sent out signals to you that she's interested, by having one-on-one conversations with you. Basically establishing a level of intimacy.

At the same time, you haven't made a move.
This leads her to think two things:

1) You're not interested. In which case she feels insulted and hurt.

2) You're too much of a pussy to make a move.

It's an awkward situation for you, because you work with her and if things go badly she could weaponize things. A tricky situation no doubt. I don't know what the solution is, because:

1) Fucking people you work with is a terrible idea. The only exception is if you have a job lined up already and you intend to leave soon. For instance, in the last two weeks of a job that I had from the age of 25-29 years old, I hooked up with two different girls (separate days) who'd I'd been flirting with for years. I never made any moves earlier because I didn't want to risk my job over pussy.

2) But if you *don't* fuck her, it might get to a point where she'll retaliate simply because she feels "rejected." If you don't have any concrete plans to fuck her, I would recommend de-escalating things so you don't wind up in a spot like that.

What are your thoughts?

 

[Jack_Horner]

At this rate she's going to think you're a faggot for not asking her out for a drink after work.

This is a more concise version of my Essaypost and I think you are correct

 

[Jack_Horner]

The worst part is, I've been taking part in the shit talk like an actual gay gossip friend for six months by now. We've been calling people douchebags and idiots left and right. Real "The cunt won't even look at me" type stuff.

Now I can't even back out. I wish I took the high road from the beginning.

As long as a woman continues to talk to you, she's interested. Even if she's being shitty to you, she's interested.

You know you don't have a shot when they ghost you.

There were stretches of YEARS where My Future Wife ghosted me, and it was more than twenty years from the day that we met until the day that we got married. Off and on relationship for DECADES.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

I was once in a 1 year training program that had a class size of about 30. I got some sage advice from a friend not to fuck or try to fuck any of the girls in the program. I called him a faggot, tried his advice for about 4 months, then pursued and fucked the 2nd hottest girl in the program (who also acted kinda weird like in your case). She wanted to make things serious after, I didn't, it got really fucking messy, and it made the rest of the program so fucking weird, awkward, and stressful for me. The hookups we good, but not that good.

If you're in a big company and this is someone you never have to interact with in your job, w/e, go for it if you want, just know that if shit goes south, they'll have the HR department as a weapon if they want.

TL;DR: people will tell you not to fuck, you'll ignore them, get ready to apply for new jobs to escape the awkward fuckin' mess you've made for yourself.

EDIT: Also depends if you're looking for a serious relationship with this girl, or if you're just looking to smash. Most of my advice is for the latter, for the former just attach "find new job" if you ever plan on breaking up with her.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

That's because she simultaneously hates you and thinks you're some kind of secret best buddies.

Basically:

She's sent out signals to you that she's interested, by having one-on-one conversations with you. Basically establishing a level of intimacy.

At the same time, you haven't made a move.
This leads her to think two things:

1) You're not interested. In which case she feels insulted and hurt.

2) You're too much of a pussy to make a move.

It's an awkward situation for you, because you work with her and if things go badly she could weaponize things. A tricky situation no doubt. I don't know what the solution is, because:

1) Fucking people you work with is a terrible idea. The only exception is if you have a job lined up already and you intend to leave soon. For instance, in the last two weeks of a job that I had from the age of 25-29 years old, I hooked up with two different girls (separate days) who'd I'd been flirting with for years. I never made any moves earlier because I didn't want to risk my job over pussy.

2) But if you *don't* fuck her, it might get to a point where she'll retaliate simply because she feels "rejected." If you don't have any concrete plans to fuck her, I would recommend de-escalating things so you don't wind up in a spot like that.

What are your thoughts?

I don't know brothaman. I don't even particularly want to fawk her to be quidonestwitcha. I mean, I'd do it if she pulled down her pants and showed me her holes, but I neither think it's worth the effort, nor do I want to ruin my job. I just think it's awkward as hell that we're like completely different people in chats and in real life.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Alternatively, bang her and change jobs

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Alternatively, bang her and change jobs

Or bang her then sabotage her career by posting mocked-up racist and homophobic emails from her (on company account!) to the company's Slack. Make sure to include the CEO and any major Jewish investors.