We have a lot of neglect to undo, but it's worth it

[guest]

Don't carports, by definition, have to be covered? I'm not poor, like Patrick, so I wouldn't know.

A quick Google suggests that yes, they are usually covered

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

A quick Google suggests that yes, they are usually covered

Fucking dork will literally lie about anything.

 

[Stent]

There is even room for 2 whole cars! Opulent!

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter

“@josephb41123641 Actually it's a 6 bdrm, 2 bath split-level duplex with a 2 car port, basement, and livable attic space. It's pretty nice. We rent out the upstairs and cover half the mortgage. Still need to rebuild the garage the previous owners tore down, but that's next year's project.”

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Why would you rent half your space to cover just half the mortgage?? And have to deal with landlord responsibilities, liabilities, and taxes on top of it??

Seems kind of a fat thing to do.

 

[guest]

Why would you rent half your space to cover just half the mortgage?? And have to deal with landlord responsibilities, liabilities, and taxes on top of it??

Seems kind of a fat thing to do.

Because they’re poor and stupid. Hope this helps.

 

[FurBurger]

Also, there's no carport. Why would he lie about that?

He's not lying, he just doesn't know the difference. I'm sorry he's so stupid child; you can't help him.

It's not a duplex either - that's two houses that share a wall.

Also I'd like it noted that in the tweet Archive_Bot posted he referred to building the garage as "next year's project".

In 2018.

 

[Stent]

A seaport doesn't need a roof for the ships. My father was a famous longshoreman so I don't need to be told about ports. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[guest]

He's not lying, he just doesn't know the difference. I'm sorry he's so stupid child; you can't help him.

It's not a duplex either - that's two houses that share a wall.

Also I'd like it noted that in the tweet Archive_Bot posted he referred to building the garage as "next year's project".

In 2018.

It is a duplex, it’s 2 units in one house

 

[MonsterSteve]

Why does he neglect so much? His garden, his daughter, his wife's pussy, etc.

 

[Guyincognito]

Because they’re poor and stupid. Hope this helps.

Also the fat idiot has his tenants above him. With an old house like that, I bet the dummy hears EVERY footstep through the hard wood floors. Maybe the second floor couldn’t support his and Nik’s weight

 

[guest]

Also the fat idiot has his tenants above him. With an old house like that, I bet the dummy hears EVERY footstep through the hard wood floors. Maybe the second floor couldn’t support his and Nik’s weight

How does he have an attic gym if he has tenants above him?

 

[Guyincognito]

How does he have an attic gym if he has tenants above him?

I thought about that too. It looks like the tenant’s door is right next to Pigger’s iirc from pictures ive seen of the Sty. That door probably leads to a staircase that goes to the upstairs apt and continues onto the attic.

 

[FurBurger]

It is a duplex, it’s 2 units in one house

Suck my fuckin'...

You're right, but I've only ever heard it used for side-by-side townhouses houses.

 

[FurBurger]

How does he have an attic gym if he has tenants above him?

Bottom floor belongs to porker, middle floor is tenant so their stomping can awaken him from the fart couch, upstairs death trap is his dusty, cobwebbed "gym" and his telemarketing office.

Notice we never see shots of his basement....