Watcha doin doc? You just don't get funny

[guest]

That’s not me, i’m a Dutchman.

Oh you were being eaten by head hunters in Borneo and shit before they ate the limeys lol. I once went to Holland it was nice and it was fun, I got arrested lol.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Brooke Shields]

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you didn't inform him is was a felony yet so he probably still feels safe mocking you by texting you back

 

[guest]

Oh you were being eaten by head hunters in Borneo and shit before they ate the limeys lol. I once went to Holland it was nice and it was fun, I got arrested lol.

Please tell us one of your stories of your adventures in my homeland, Boomia. While we kids gather around the fire.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Please tell us one of your stories of your adventures in my homeland, Boomia. While we kids gather around the fire.

I've got a good 4 hours to waste so I can only hear 1 of his tales, if he hurries it up.

 

[guest]

I've got a good 4 hours to waste so I can only hear 1 of his tales, if he hurries it up.

Make a bill burr style podcast where he tells stories and reminisces
Give dan a lil competition sniff

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Make a bill burr style podcast where he tells stories and reminisces
Give dan a lil competition sniff

Boomia Bonfire would be a good segment on da show tobehonestwitya……sniff.

 

[guest]

Boomia, story time!

 

[guest]

Boomia, story time!

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Well not a story, but we own a property in a 3rd country besides the obvious 2, I won't say where, but I'm contemplating a 4th country I will mention the DR, Pat told me I wouldn't for long, apparently own in 3 countries, lol. Either he knew I was thinking about a place in the Sosua area to be close to Spic Jews, or he believes he can go after my assets across 3 English speaking places, this pig must know the law better than we realize lol.

 

[guest]

Well not a story, but we own a property in a 3rd country besides the obvious 2, I won't say where, but I'm contemplating a 4th country I will mention the DR, Pat told me I wouldn't for long, apparently own in 3 countries, lol. Either he knew I was thinking about a place in the Sosua area to be close to Spic Jews, or he believes he can go after my assets across 3 English speaking places, this pig must know the law better than we realize lol.View attachment 35131View attachment 35132View attachment 35133View attachment 35134View attachment 35135View attachment 35130

‘you text me, every day, from now anonymous numbers, liek the coward you have always and only been’

nice grammar from a ‘professional’ writer. What a retard.

 

[guest]

Well not a story, but we own a property in a 3rd country besides the obvious 2, I won't say where, but I'm contemplating a 4th country I will mention the DR, Pat told me I wouldn't for long, apparently own in 3 countries, lol. Either he knew I was thinking about a place in the Sosua area to be close to Spic Jews, or he believes he can go after my assets across 3 English speaking places, this pig must know the law better than we realize lol.View attachment 35131View attachment 35132View attachment 35133View attachment 35134View attachment 35135View attachment 35130

‘You don’t have fans, stlaker. Nor do you have a podcast.’

 

[guest]

‘you text me, every day, from now anonymous numbers, liek the coward you have always and only been’

nice grammar from a ‘professional’ writer. What a retard.

In fairness I hit the wrong keys on the stupid phone, I don't even proof read it. Oddly it has lured him into thinking this reflects well on him. "Look at my stlakers, they can't even spell". Because sperging out for 12 hours is better than a fat thumb hitting the wrong letter lol.

 

[guest]

‘You don’t have fans, atalker. Nor do you have a podcast.’

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Just to be clear I don't actually think I have followers and fans, it's for the bit to get him all angry because I'm a special important boy, unlike him.

 

[guest]

In fairness I hit the wrong keys on the stupid phone, I don't even proof read it. Oddly it has lured him into thinking this reflects well on him. "Look at my stlakers, they can't even spell". Because sperging out for 12 hours is better than a fat thumb hitting the wrong letter lol.

You don’t claim to be a professional writer, he does.

 

[guest]

Just to be clear I don't actually think I have followers and fans, it's for the bit to get him all angry because I'm a special important boy, unlike him.

I know it’s a bit, i’m just playing along

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

You don’t claim to be a professional writer, he does.

Boomia isn't a professional speller, that's for sure.

 

[guest]

Boomia isn't a professional speller, that's for sure.

Again, do you notice errors here? No? I'm not a professional phone user, I was raised on telegraphs, sheesh.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Again, do you notice errors here? No? I'm not a professional phone user, I was raised on telegraphs, sheesh.

I'm just fucking around, love your texts!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

“Are you in sandals?” got me pretty good. “Giving him time to cool off” then coming back to torture him again is a solid bit.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I’m retarded, i didn’t. Does it have something to do with Bug’s Bunny?