Watch out, Real (Fat) Tough Guy at the door

[Clint Ruin]

if hes not employed by the bar their insurance wont cover any issues. no place would risk that liability

No one thinks Rick has the spine to get aggressive in a face-to-face situation anyways. If someone refused to leave, he'd tuck tail and call the cops immediately.

 

[NoBacon]

if hes not employed by the bar their insurance wont cover any issues. no place would risk that liability

Oh sweetie, that’s not how any of this works. I’m sorry you’re too stupid to understand why.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s funny how he claims to not be a “Karen” yet will proudly volunteer to be one. The place probably laughs at him because you know he believes he has very important job. It’s like when Wal-Mary hires a retarded person as greeter.

 

[Meownaw]

So last time it was 1 person and now it's 3? Nice is sky is falling approach, stupid. Chicken not so Little.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Why does he think 6’ and fat is intimidating? Like if he were 6’5” I could see it, but “my presence?” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[guest]

When I worked in scaffolding/construction and was around guys that actually could spoonfeed you your teeth and brawled semi-regularly (although not as much as Pat claims or they'd be in jail) they never talked like this...the only time i ever heard any hint of tough-guy talk is if a fight was literally in danger of happening in a few seconds

As others have pointed out, I think hanging out exclusively with the SFWA and toy-building communities has broken his brain to what normal people are like. credit where it is due -- I'm fairly certain Pat would beat the shit out of most of the pink-haired women and nervous nelly type dudes at the conventions he goes to

Hit the nail on the head. I can tell you for a fact that once people start talking like that it's like "ooooh shit" because normal people don't talk like that until it's time to fight.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Why does he think 6’ and fat is intimidating? Like if he were 6’5” I could see it, but “my presence?” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You know mama raven has her special boys height measurements still on the door frame.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Like KRS-One said, a real thug is a thug that's hush. I bet Pat talks shit in his sleep.

 

[Opesterino]

Jesus fucking Christ. He really is fucking retarded. Even his mentally ill friends have to get douche chills from his interactions.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He desperately needs to be beaten up. This nigger is living in Candy Land with these delusions

 

[guest]

He desperately needs to be beaten up. This nigger is living in Candy Land with these delusions

With the kind of mouth he has I am legitimately surprised he's gotten through 42 years without it already happening

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I havent had one place ask for a vax card

 

[Opesterino]

With the kind of mouth he has I am legitimately surprised he's gotten through 42 years without it already happening

It's only because he has internet muscles, he is a meek mouse offline.

 

[guest]

It's only because he has internet muscles, he is a meek mouse offline.

Exactly. If he talked that way in real life, he'd get smashed.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Muffin]

When I worked in scaffolding/construction and was around guys that actually could spoonfeed you your teeth and brawled semi-regularly (although not as much as Pat claims or they'd be in jail) they never talked like this...the only time i ever heard any hint of tough-guy talk is if a fight was literally in danger of happening in a few seconds

As others have pointed out, I think hanging out exclusively with the SFWA and toy-building communities has broken his brain to what normal people are like. credit where it is due -- I'm fairly certain Pat would beat the shit out of most of the pink-haired women and nervous nelly type dudes at the conventions he goes to

The surest sign that someone is a bitch is when they have to talk up how tough they are. Real ass niggas just act, only insecure pussies try to delude themselves into thinking they're real men.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

He may be true and accurate with his statement now that I think about it. People are dissuaded from making a scene because they’ve been crippled by hysterical laughter.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

 

[guest]

Like KRS-One said, a real thug is a thug that's hush. I bet Pat talks shit in his sleep.

I can imagine the pure disgust and contempt on Niki's face when she comes out in the morning and he's passed out on the couch under his pink Blankie. Jergen's spilled on the table and cum tissues balled up on the floor. She starts cleaning up, a few tears streaming from her eyes and in between the snores she hears "wrong, child", "cyberstlaker block and report", "your mouth, child, it's making those noises". I bet there's been at least one time when she loaded a gun and pointed it at him while he slept but just didn't have the courage to pull the trigger.