Watch out, Real (Fat) Tough Guy at the door

[Clint Ruin]

 

[guest]

You better be careful dude.

This is krav MAGA country.

 

[DominusOdium]

No longer being paid to publish his plagirisms of Will Tate novels, Patrick now spends his days writing Patrick S Tomlinson Fan Fiction

 

[guest]

I have a fake vaxx passport and even when they can tell, most people up here are too nervous to say. I mostly go to the one place that doesn't care because they're just better, you can show them anything just to CYA them for Karens.

 

[Mike Glyer]

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The complete fucking fantasy land this "man" lives in...

 

[HotDogJoe]

Hahahaha "my presence"

This fucking dork is as average as average gets yet he thinks he's Brock Lesnar is in his deranged mind.

Patrick, all anyone sees when they look at you is a typical slobbish drunk who can't even buy clothes that fit. Literally nobody is intimidated by you, including women and children. You are a nothing. A fat nothing.

 

[guest]

I have a fake vaxx passport and even when they can tell, most people up here are too nervous to say. I mostly go to the one place that doesn't care because they're just better, you can show them anything just to CYA them for Karens.

I just bring my positive covid results from December. 6 months of natural immunity.

 

[DominusOdium]

If there's anything Patrick does well, it's dissuade people from antagonizing him.

 

[AntSucks]

Didn't he make this same lie before?

 

[NoBacon]

Lol who are you? As you ignore him and proceed inside. He has zero authority and most places don’t give a fuck about vaccine passports now.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Hahahaha "my presence"

This fucking dork is as average as average gets yet he thinks he's Brock Lesnar is in his deranged mind.

Report-and-Block Lesnar

 

[guest]

Reports and blocks anyone who challenges him to a fight

Says he is a legit tough guy and brags about how he can kick everyone's ass

 

[guest]

I'm no long floored by the things this insane retard says. Just another day of quotables.

 

[guest]

if hes not employed by the bar their insurance wont cover any issues. no place would risk that liability

That's where you're wrong, stlaker. He's a vigilante like the Batman, child.

The Patman.

The FATman.

 

[Jenna]

- Won't volunteer at a soup kitchen
- Won't volunteer at an animal shelter
- Won't volunteer to help a Democratic politician
- Won't volunteer at a children's hospital

But he'll gladly volunteer to be a bouncer and tell people they can't get in if they aren't vaxxed. That's the kind of the thing that will make a different in Milwaukee. Jesus, he's clearly got a part-time gig doing this whenever an event comes up, but can't admit it because he's "above" having a job.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Chris Chan has always had the sense not to act like an actually tough guy that can spoon feed you your teeth. Pat is in league of his own. If Pat squared up against a normal working man he'd have his ass handed to him quickly. He's used to being among pansies. He's pure flab. What a numpty, if you'll pardon my language.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

That's where you're wrong, atalker. He's a vigilante like the Batman, child.

The Patman.

The FATman.

The "I bet he fucks his cat, man."

 

[guest]

The "I bet he fucks his cat, man."

Let me sit up at the bar and take off my hat man

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

That's where you're wrong, atalker. He's a vigilante like the Batman, child.

The Patman.

The FATman.

The Beer and Bratman.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Lol who are you? As you ignore him and proceed inside. He has zero authority and most places don’t give a fuck about vaccine passports now.

I live in a state that brought back the mask mandates and places didn’t really give a shit if you didn’t wear it. These places and staff are sick of the shit and don’t feel like getting into an argument.