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Update on the guy that jumped overboard to swim with the sharks

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Patreeky said:
I can’t watch this shit, especially not with the sound on. I stopped when he started to scream for his dad.
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That’s the point where I did a sergeant barnes laugh from platoon (when mcginley goes “what are you saving up to be lieutenant, jewish?)

I was about to call you a dutch pussy faggot, but i think i could be in the wrong here and am possibly fucked up (going by the youtube comments)
 
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Pepper Hicks Pepper Spray said:
Yeah it's pretty fuckin unpleasant.
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It's just as funny as it is gruesome. The sappy ridiculous music. The woman repeating "oh my god" and then saying "what is this?" as if some grand mystery is unfolding before her eyes. The boat arriving one second after the dude has been mauled into fifty pieces. This was the video that the cruise ship jumper was going for.
 
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The funny thing is he probably only gave it 30 seconds of consideration before jumping into the water, when all he needed was an extra 5

I want to impress pussy
>Can I jump from here?
Yeah no one's here to stop me
>Will I drown?
No I know how to swim I'm not that drunk
>Will I get hurt?
No, might hurt a bit, but I'll be fine if I land right
>Will I get left behind?
No there's plenty people here who will see me, they'll stop the ship and throw something overboard
>Is there any animal to be scared of?
There's not going to be fucking sharks nearby
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>Okay, but let's imagine there are, why would they be there?
Oh shit people throw food over the ship, anything could be down there
 
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LingerLonger said:
It's just as funny as it is gruesome. The sappy ridiculous music. The woman repeating "oh my god" and then saying "what is this?" as if some grand mystery is unfolding before her eyes. The boat arriving one second after the dude has been mauled into fifty pieces. This was the video that the cruise ship jumper was going for.
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great break down

have you seen the fine russian cinema film “3 guys one hammer?”

id love to hear your take
 
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