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I’m hoping it’s Tambourine Tommy. Maybe if we’re lucky he’ll be able to get French Horn Harry, but probably not on such short notice.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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There is absolutely no fucking way that chain restaurants are paying "Solo Joe" multiple hundreds of dollars for his "gigs". I'd be genuinely surprised if they were paying him anything at all. Apparently, Joe has taken the criticism of his "music career" to heart, as suddenly he's mentioning "musician friends" all the time, and we all know that they simply do not exist. There aren't any "pro musicians" nodding in agreement re: jamming at TGI Fridays.
"They're very appreciative, but they don't tip their tips!!!"
They're not appreciative of you Joe, they're being polite as they pity the elderly 65yo man who is forced to strum a guitar while perched on a stool in the corner of an near-empty restaurant and hold out a begging jar, harassing customers for loose change.
They're not appreciative of you Joe, they're being polite as they pity the elderly 65yo man who is forced to strum a guitar while perched on a stool in the corner of an near-empty restaurant and hold out a begging jar, harassing customers for loose change.
You're already shelling out for dinner, and drinks, and you gotta tip the server too, and there's Joe, groveling for tips he thinks he merits for forcing his shitty music on to a captive audience. No self-awareness whatsoever.
UNEXPECTED ph. call cameI was imagining a Blackhawk helicopter touching down on Compound East lawn as solemn Joseph assembles his peelers inside, but maybe it's more like surgeon's beeper going off, your own talent constantly robbing you of precious family time.
Olive Garden is where RATM’s first gig was.
I’m glad I got a new avatar from this. Carol was getting worse and worse to look at.
Yeah, "vaffanculo." Italian-Americans bastardizing our language with that and other shit like "gabagool" makes me want to murder them all. Fucking niggers.
I bet he takes a plate home too.