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He should bring his brother, he's been known to hide an egg or two on his person.Buskers aren’t allowed to take food from the market when they’re on the clock. Joe needs to bring a Pringles can in to sneak those eggs out.
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He should bring his brother, he's been known to hide an egg or two on his person.Buskers aren’t allowed to take food from the market when they’re on the clock. Joe needs to bring a Pringles can in to sneak those eggs out.
Joe is simple, he probably goes there because he can see it from his housing project and has no idea how money works. One day he’ll venture out an extra mile and find a stop n shop, his mind will be blown.That would at least make some degree of sense, but he doesn't though. He just buys mass produced crap like soda and pretzels you can buy anywhere else, but are sold at a significant markup at Uncle GiuH's.
Yeah a lot of farmer's market sellers are known to feed their hens marigold petals around here to do the same thing. One of my friends was bragging about his orange yolks like we didn't both know it was because of the leftover seaberry mash he was giving them.The difference is that egg farmers feed a bunch of their battery hens beta carotene, which makes their yolks a rich orange colour. They then sell them to rubes like Joe as "free-range organic" for 8 bucks a dozen.
We have friends who have chickens that are "free-range" (allowed to walk outside) and eat "organic" (worms and grubs, as well as the cornmeal etc they're fed). They give us eggs quite often. Do they taste better than supermarket ones? Yes, a bit, but then maybe it's the power of suggestion because you know they're raised differently and want to notice a difference. It's not like a completely different food or anything. And some of their yolks are pale yellow, some orange, some almost red. It just reflects what they ate.
Tl;dr - Joe is a mark.
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