Unemployed pedophile Joe Cumia posts about eggs

[Chive Turkey]

Buskers aren’t allowed to take food from the market when they’re on the clock. Joe needs to bring a Pringles can in to sneak those eggs out.

He should bring his brother, he's been known to hide an egg or two on his person.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)
Goal- 210lbs…
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.

 

[JebJoh]

That would at least make some degree of sense, but he doesn't though. He just buys mass produced crap like soda and pretzels you can buy anywhere else, but are sold at a significant markup at Uncle GiuH's.

Joe is simple, he probably goes there because he can see it from his housing project and has no idea how money works. One day he’ll venture out an extra mile and find a stop n shop, his mind will be blown.

 

[TaintofGeorge]

The filthy scum can't even put his knife and fork on the plate properly after eating.

It wasn't brought up it was dragged up.

 

[captainjapan]

Joe puts a small Italian Flag on his grocery cart and walks around like a rube with this shirt on

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I love that he willingly paid out the nose for eggs out of "curiosity". Did he think they'd be filled with gold? It's a fucking egg.

 

[DrAllanSniffenDDS]

Joe truly is a lazy piece of shit in that he goes to Uncle G’s because it’s only a 3 minute drive from his condo

 

[bumbum8]

The difference is that egg farmers feed a bunch of their battery hens beta carotene, which makes their yolks a rich orange colour. They then sell them to rubes like Joe as "free-range organic" for 8 bucks a dozen.

We have friends who have chickens that are "free-range" (allowed to walk outside) and eat "organic" (worms and grubs, as well as the cornmeal etc they're fed). They give us eggs quite often. Do they taste better than supermarket ones? Yes, a bit, but then maybe it's the power of suggestion because you know they're raised differently and want to notice a difference. It's not like a completely different food or anything. And some of their yolks are pale yellow, some orange, some almost red. It just reflects what they ate.

Tl;dr - Joe is a mark.

Yeah a lot of farmer's market sellers are known to feed their hens marigold petals around here to do the same thing. One of my friends was bragging about his orange yolks like we didn't both know it was because of the leftover seaberry mash he was giving them.

The only real way I've found to be able to tell the difference in taste is with hard boiled eggs. Our hens free range, and their eggs are richer when boiled, but it's nothing to spend 8 fucking dollars a dozen on. We spend that at the farmer's market on duck or goose eggs, which actually do taste different and are great to bake with.

All that said to agree with you that Joe is a fucking moron.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

I have the tools, knowledge, and hands for it. I was taught by one of the very best...I know eggs.

 

[Professor Rape]

These are two guys who know eggs.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The only difference is that the Uncle Giuseppe's hens were fed marigold and a bunch of orange shit.