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"Here you see the subject fleeing the scene after vandalizing my cafe racer"Imagine being way out in front and you see this tubby fool jump out of the bushes into the race.
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Under USATF Competition Rules and Pat's own admission - he cheated
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, baby child.
I've never cut a course and I even came in first. This is why all of you are losing and you'll be sent to the gulags momentarily. I hope it was worth it.
I've never cut a course and I even came in first. This is why all of you are losing and you'll be sent to the gulags momentarily. I hope it was worth it.
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How could it be a conspiracy theory? You wouldn't need to conspire with anyone to cheat at a fun run - you'd just need to be lazy and immoral.
Fat fuck.
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That avatar is fucking great. Judge Fedd.
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even the volunteers behind him are less bundled up than he is to just stand around for a few hoursImagine being way out in front and you see this tubby fool jump out of the bushes into the race.
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Here is Rick's recorded timing in the 2016 race. His chip pace during the first 5 miles was 11:10 miles/min. After it was around 12:00 miles/min. There's no way a guy walking (especially on a supposed strained ankle) is going to have the same pace as running. He had to cut the course somewhere to maintain that recorded pace.
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For the record this is the table I used to determine he cheated. It used to have five or six mats, 5K and 10K for sure because those were distances included in the event. When ChronoTrack lost their contract with his race, they converted to a different data host and consolidated the data into what you see here. It’s still proof of his marathon cheating and lying about his injury, I just wish it still showed the missed mats.Here is Rick's recorded timing in the 2016 race. His chip pace during the first 5 miles was 11:10 miles/min. After it was around 12:00 miles/min. There's no way a guy walking (especially on a supposed strained ankle) is going to have the same pace as running. He had to cut the course somewhere to maintain that recorded pace.
EDIT: from memory they had the 5K, 10K, and 15K mats on there and he missed 2 of those 3. I’m on vacay and don’t have my data rathole to go find it. Note that they cut the mat info for every racer, even the real ones.
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It’s labeled as a “Fun Run” yet every little detail and theories about where he cheated are created. It lives up to its name I suppose. He’s also incredibly fat which is just too funny.
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Judge Sped.
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I'm sure it's on every runner's number thing but seeing PATRICK like he's a retard with a name tag has me fawkin howling.Imagine being way out in front and you see this tubby fool jump out of the bushes into the race.
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Pretty sure someone once noted the soccer mom still beat him too.
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Did you eat Judge Hershey thinking she was made of chocolate?
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Do you call your half-house Mega-Shitty One?
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Found on Reddit. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
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Patrick actually beat her by 4 seconds. I guess this sperg out at the end to beat her really paid off. Good work, Fat.
Edit: actually, if we go by 'chip' time then she beat Patrick by a minute. Carol, can you explain what the difference between 'gun' time and 'chip' time is?
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Can we go back check out his Twitter post race for mentions of this ankle sprain. I feel there’s no way Piggy could let a chance to show how bad ass he is by running 8.1 miles on a sprained ankle pass him by. Or a chance to get sympathy from trannies either.
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i remember his IG had a 9 to 5 because trolls would pay Asian women to call him fat on thereOk gonna make some notes as i listen to fatass whine about his mini-marathon and enjoy my post run shit. I hate him so much. Sorry in advance for the weaponized running autism.
Tl:dr: Fat Pat makes several wild claims, and I punch through those with FACTS and LOGIC.
Outright Lies:
- He says “runs half marathons” [13:50 of Part 3] as if he’s actively in shape or training. He couldn’t run 1.31 miles much less 13.1. I hate him.
- “they (me and the handsome and eloquent Coonskin) are there… to send harassing texts and leave harassing voicemails”. Not so. I have never texted or called Patso. Not even once. He just wishes I did because he loves me and @covidcumia and wants a thruple.
- “There’s no way they could have seen the timing mat data”.Not so. Sometime between 2018 and now, they consolidated the data from ChronoTrack and they’re using some other system now. Here’s their own website with timing mat and photo data for the life of the race:
Results and Photos - Milwaukee Brewers Mini Marathon
Choose to run a half-marathon, 10K or 5K and race through Milwaukee and around the field warning track at Miller Park!
www.race-brewers.com
I have screenshots showing two “NA” entries, meaning he did not cross the mats at the 5K (3.1 mile), 10K (6.2 mile) and 15K (9.3 mile). He did cross at 5 and 10 mile. These correspond perfectly to the map showing where he cut the out and back portions just after the 2 mile marker and the bigger cut was miles 7 and 10
- “Not everyone gets their picture taken at every spot” [14:45 of Part 3]. Not so, chubs. See the numerous examples on the 2016 race page. Most runners have ~30 pictures from the course. Fatass has around a dozen. He’s conspicuously and autistically farting up the finish - we’ve all had a great laugh at his ugly face trying to run past the limping soccer moms. Not much from the course itself, backing up my finding that he cut the course in the middle section(s).
Bullshit from Fatass:
- Pretends not to know how to pronounce “Maxheinie”. He loves me and knows my name on here, as well as real life.
- “Five miles into it I stepped off a curb”. [14:16
of Part 3] Not so, this isn’t how races work. There’s no curb five miles into any sanctioned race, ever. He was fat and out of shape but wanted the Twitter dopamine hits from claiming to have finished, so he cut the course. If he tripped over a curb, it’s because he was off course waddling toward a part to cut back in.
-“Even though *chuckle and pause to think of how to continue the lie* that was my far my worst marathon time”. [14:15 of Part 3] Not so. Pat child didn’t run a marathon. He didn’t even run a half. He’s clearly lying here and it’s obvious he has never run a marathon and has no idea what it’s all about. The fat, lying asshole deserves the same fate as fellow marathon liar Dr Frank Meza. As someone who works my ass off to run marathons competitively, it irks me that he’s sitting on his couch stealing running valor for Twitter attention.
- “5000 participants… (at the 2016 Brewers Mini Marathon)”.[14:40 in the Part 3Not so. 1,831 runners completed the race. Patso came in at a pathetic 1570th place. Proof: https://results.chronotrack.com/event/results/event/event-23424
- He says he walked the rest of the course [14:58 of Part 3] after stepping off a curb Mile 5. Then says he “ran the entire course” [14:50 of Part 3] Which is it, lardass?
Projecting Pat:
- This fat fuck says I’m obsessed with him but he visits my Instagram (currently 282K followers) daily and randomly block and unblocks. Sad to say he probably unblocks, jerks off to me, then blocks me back out of shame. Don’t sweat it Piggy, lots of old fat trolls like you jerk off to me. You’ll never get the real thing so enjoy pig
