Uncle Paul Weimer helps Reddit Rascal™️ w/ an expired warranty

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Holy Shit he’s terrible at his job, They must keep him around and mark him as disabled for quota reasons.

They might keep him around for a loff, for da bit

 

[Heyfellas]

He’s awful at his faggot warranty job.

I hope someone doesn’t turn that in to management

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Ya stuttering fuckin prick

 

[Stent]

Touch 3 to get Paul Weimer. It's like a word scramble you've got to solve.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Holy Shit he’s terrible at his job, They must keep him around and mark him as disabled for quota reasons.

Around these parts the customer is always wrong!

 

[N64 Cube]

What do they pay this dickhead for?

Either management is doing someone a favor/lost a bet or he’s related to someone

 

[Ladynyahh]

YOU'RE FUCKING WITH HIS LIVELIHOOD. THIS IS COMEDY GONE TOOOO FAR.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Around these parts the customer is always wrong!

we're two guys

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Is he from Minnesota. He doesent have that distinctly warm and friendly Minnesota tone in his voice.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Is he from Minnesota. He doesent have that distinctly warm and friendly Minnesota tone in his voice.

He says he is, but I don’t think he’s ever been ice fishing, ya know? Definitely one of those guys that doesn’t belong up dere.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He says he is, but I don’t think he’s ever been ice fishing, ya know? Definitely one of those guys that doesn’t belong up dere.

You’re sayin there he’s never been to Brainerd huh?

Ah Brainerd, home of Babe da Blue Ox.

Yea, we got the statue dere.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

we're two guys

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You’re sayin there he’s never been to Brainerd huh?

Ah Brainerd, home of Babe da Blue Ox.

Yea, we got the statue dere.

Oh yeah. I don’t think he’s ever been fishin up at dem boundary waters. Let alone cracked open a hamms in da hole, ya know?

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

You’re sayin there he’s never been to Brainerd huh?

Ah Brainerd, home of Babe da Blue Ox.

Yea, we got the statue dere.

"Little guy, kinda pedo lookin'."

"Pedo looking how?"

"Oh ya know, just pedo lookin'."

 

[Harry Powell]

He keeps doing that thing with his mouth. It’s like he has peanut butter in it or something?

got my ribs good. Glad we’re getting back to the phone calls

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

"Little guy, kinda pedo lookin'."

"Pedo looking how?"

"Oh ya know, just pedo lookin'."

The was Little Pedo kinda funny lookin ya know, and there was a fat guy with a catfish mouth, he had the jawline of one of them Down syndrome retards dere.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Oh yeah. I don’t think he’s ever been fishin up at dem boundary waters. Let alone cracked open a hamms in da hole, ya know?

Oh yah. Probably let the fish take his pole when he cast out, that darn things halfway to St Cloud by now.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

This might be the one that finally kills him.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

He's so timid I wanna call up and just be foul mouthed without saying anything about him directly, just so I can hear his lower lip tremble. "Yeah I wanna return this fuckin faggot fan drive. All it does is spin around in circles all day like a little Mary queerboy. Fuckin gay ass fan drive."

 

[Hudson]

What kind of a place does he work at? I'm guessing automotive supplies?