Uncle Paul Weimer helps Reddit Rascal™️ w/ an expired warranty

[guest]

Found on r/all...

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[BakersfieldChimp]

You seem to have been disconnected accidentally. I think you should call back, repeatedly if necessary.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

this guy is really shitty with customers

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Found on r/all...

"Hey dis is Wick Kidtinkle, I bought this Baby-Don't-Tell doll two weeks ago and it was broken... Uh, during shipping."

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

what a pedophile freak

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Well uhh uhh umm umm, what do you umm, well umm, need help with? Oh uhhhh ummm I umm we don’t send ummmm emails uhh like that. Why are you so nervous Paul? Worried someone’s looking for a hard drive?

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Did he instantly recognize the name Jon Snyder? Is that why he sounded so nervous?

 

[Jenna]

I like him knowing "Jon Snyder" was suspicious immediately, but having to go back to customer service mode in case this is a different Jon Snyder. Oh nervous Paul!

 

[peckafacce]

I wonder if his pause was because he recognized the name Jon Synder, or if he's just really shitty at his job

 

[fricklefrackle]

I'm so sorry, Pedophile Paul

 

[Mike Glyer]

Found on r/all...

Oh man, every day he's going to walk into work, sit down at his desk with his head in his hands, and recoil every time the phone rings.

 

[kingship75]

Pedophile notifications are a good idea though.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Pardon my French, but Paul's a real nervous Nellie.

 

[fenrir]

He didn't deny being a pedophile which is too bad since that's been proven to be a successful legal defense in court:

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Did he instantly recognize the name Jon Snyder? Is that why he sounded so nervous?

He certainly did.

In all seriousness, I’d fire Paul immediately if I heard that. Until the end he had no reason to act like that other than recognizing a name that is hardly unique. He sounds like a blithering idiot. Also a pedophile.

 

[Pat the Simp]

He certainly did.

In all seriousness, I’d fire Paul immediately if I heard that. Until the end he had no reason to act like that other than recognizing a name that is hardly unique. He sounds like a blithering idiot. Also a pedophile.

I thought Paul was crying on Twitter that his employer was making his job difficult so he would quit. Whatever happened to that.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

My ribs are broken, but had that rascal hit him with the Scott and Todd music they'd be obliterated.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Warranty claims would be from heavy truck parts houses.

Hey dis is Earl Douglas from Garski. Checking on that fan clutch that came apart and tore the radiator out of the customer's Pete.

Ya too busy blowin a three-year old to do warranty work?

*phone scam music*

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[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Holy Shit he’s terrible at his job, They must keep him around and mark him as disabled for quota reasons.

 

[RoTheHo69]

If I was the manager I would slap the shit out of him for that piss poor customer service.What do they pay this dickhead for?