Two things I don't enjoy, that made me feel like less of a man's man...

Queefer Sutherland

Fix me, Josh!
I like sports but don't really follow any of them professionally. Sitting on your couch getting fat and watching football so you don't have to watch your wife get fat isn't very manly to me. Hit them, don't get married, and fuck younger women like a real man.

Make sure to tread lightly with the gym time, because you can go from football cuck with a fat wife to flaming homosexual in no time.