I watched women's football once and found it hot because they were tackling each other and all over each other's bodies and stuff.
So why would I wanna watch a male version of that? Seems really gay.
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Two things I don't enjoy, that made me feel like less of a man's man...
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So why would I wanna watch a male version of that? Seems really gay.
butch dykes and tomboys do it for you?
Men do it for you?
I would never, EVER admit that I'm a deeply closeted gay man. I'm as straight as an arrow. I got a wife
Someone a long time ago on Reddit mentioned the photoshopped cigar, and I can't stop noticing it, every time it's posted now.
From a guy who pretends for a living
I like watching lesser sports too, like I'm a big fan of track and field. I'm also a huge fan of F1. I used to love the NFL, sports radio on the whole time, etc. Now I'll watch maybe 3 games a year. They shifted their marketing to women and really urbanized the pre and post coverage.
I can't watch a segment named "Dang who dey? You got woo woo'ed" on my TV because L'Aquarious Johnson the mush mouthed TV presenter has a catch phrase
I always played sports until my 20s but I've hardly ever watched them. I'm not on the team, I don't give a shit. I unironically think the most entertaining sport to watch is sledge hockey, which is hockey for cripples. Those dudes are tough.
But yeah, I think playing sports is super valuable and watching them is a waste of time.
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Lol it always makes me laugh when people who dislike sports get angry and bitter about people who watch sports.
Not everyone who watches are super fans. Most watch just to be entertained by something that doesn't have a laugh track going off every 15 seconds.
Not everyone watching sports is getting aroused by men tackling each other.
Not everyone who watches are super fans. Most watch just to be entertained by something that doesn't have a laugh track going off every 15 seconds.
Not everyone watching sports is getting aroused by men tackling each other.
I think the fact that it gives men a short cut to talk about stuff and bond upsets them I can get thrown in with a random group on a night out or party and find some common ground quickly. It's as much of a social lubricant as alcohol for me
Big fan of lubricant?
Spitting is so uncouth
Exactly. I think it also helps if you played the sport too that way you understand a lot of nuance and really appreciate what athletic freaks you’re watching
Being into cars is the most empty hobby ever.
Also, you depend on traffic infrastructure with speed limits and a ton of other rules, so who gives a fuck how fast your car is. The only reason I don't drive a cheap hunk of shit is because I don't want to repair it all the time.
Also, you depend on traffic infrastructure with speed limits and a ton of other rules, so who gives a fuck how fast your car is. The only reason I don't drive a cheap hunk of shit is because I don't want to repair it all the time.
Watching sports is an investment.
Nothing wrong with watching a random game on a random weekend. But most people watch every game multiple times a week.
Which gives Jewish media and advertisers the chance to show your upcoming genocide in todays commercials.
Watch the black national anthem before the Super Bowl. Stand for it cracker.
Yes, they’re wearing pink outfits for breast cancer awareness because no one has ever heard of that disease before. And nascar will have a pink car too.
You waste hours of your life and are on your deathbed wondering if New England is going to win this year. Hopefully after you pass, you think, “I hope we are able to pull it off this year.”
I wonder what things were like before television.
Nothing wrong with watching a random game on a random weekend. But most people watch every game multiple times a week.
Which gives Jewish media and advertisers the chance to show your upcoming genocide in todays commercials.
Watch the black national anthem before the Super Bowl. Stand for it cracker.
Yes, they’re wearing pink outfits for breast cancer awareness because no one has ever heard of that disease before. And nascar will have a pink car too.
You waste hours of your life and are on your deathbed wondering if New England is going to win this year. Hopefully after you pass, you think, “I hope we are able to pull it off this year.”
I wonder what things were like before television.
I was bored as fuck as a kid when cartoons weren't on. There was only so much reading and drawing and playing I could do.
Without tv you would use your imagination or learn about the world.
I don’t like sports and hate going to conferences where I have to listen to guys talk about sports because they don’t know each other.
Cars…if you want to get into them learn to drive stick and then drive some cars that handle well. There’s a lot of engineering that goes into them but if you still don’t like them then drive a pink one while wearing your gay leather daddy outfit, faggot.