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They asked you if your cougar got wet naturally? That’s an awkward conversation..
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Turk's Feb Intervention Thread
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How important is the bengay?
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@Turk February you need to believe in yourself and that you can do better. just keep pushing on and youll make it. I am in the same spot drinking too god damn much but you can fix your shit if your want to
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I genuinely want to fight you for how bad that advice is,
Where you live, I can take a cab?
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based.
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Ok Lets do it. I'm in the US. you're in canada. I'd like to work this shit out with you and help you make good decisions. I'm a dumb shit too
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I was bluffing. I don't even know how tall you are. If you're over 6 feet you might beat the shit out of me, I'd be embarrassed.
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I keep telling you you have the ability to execute perfect standing head kick knockouts and it's like you still haven't even tried it. You can kick the roof off a house. Someday I hope to see the headline "Ottawa Man Decapitated By Russian With Lethal Feet".
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I know the ancient chinese art of karate, so I have a little experience.
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This was a genuine question, I wasn't necessarily trying make fun...Just curious as to how/why a young stud like yourself meets and marries an old broad.
How depressed are you? Meaning was she the glue holding your fucked up disposition together or were you basically alright and this breakup is overwhelming in isolation?
EG: you go to the gas station tomorrow and pick up a $30 scratch off. You win. It's 2 million USD after taxes, lump sum. You're not "rich," but it's enough.
Are you happy again or still depressed?
EG: you go to the gas station tomorrow and pick up a $30 scratch off. You win. It's 2 million USD after taxes, lump sum. You're not "rich," but it's enough.
Are you happy again or still depressed?
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it's all very new to me, I think I'm okay.
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Never divorced, have been broken up with and hit the binge cycle more than once. Youbdo you but dont fuck up your prioties. Keep sober enoung for work and to pay the bills.
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Or being played on.That's one Station I will NOT be Calling!
..... Rayposting
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Your loss. "One Man's Fool" still slaps.