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Turk's Feb Intervention Thread

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I could be wrong but I'm making a few assumptions about a 57 year old woman who babysits cats for money and is content to sit in a folding chair and watch movies at a computer desk. I'm going to keep them to myself. But, fuck. I'm thinking you can do better, sport. You look exactly like Charles Bronson in Death Wish for Christ's sake.

Edit: I feel bad about this.
 
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Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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@Turk February , as a man who has gone through a divorce himself, I have one bit of advice:

You'll do better. It gets better. Have your fun for a bit but keep an open mind and heart.

And don't offer any underage lassies an iPad. It doesn't say you're obsessed... But you're close!
Theres this assumption that divorce is this awful thing.
Me and my ex still love each other.
It's hard to go through.
But people change.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The War Donkey
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Theres this assumption that divorce is this awful thing.
Me and my ex still love each other.
It's hard to go through.
But people change.
It is an awful thing. Especially if you still love eachother. The love of my life left me 10 years ago and I'm going to be thinking about her on my deathbed. Every woman I've been with since, if she called and was like "do you want to try again?" I'd have broke up with the other ones immediately and moved her right back in and my life would be back to normal. My life is way better now, but it still doesn't feel "normal" because something's missing.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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I realize every beer I drink is a bullet I put in the chamber, but I'd never fire the gun at anyone but myself. I don't really need an intervention.
How much of the sauce are you putting away with n a day? How long did all the cans and empty smokes take to accumulate? Basically if you drink less than me I'm going rationalize it as not that bad to make myself feel better
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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Theres this assumption that divorce is this awful thing.
Me and my ex still love each other.
It's hard to go through.
But people change.
Yeah that's tough. I broke up with my ex but we stayed friends. In my mind I knew that was it and we weren't getting back together but later on when I knew she didn't care for me the same way anymore, it heard. Dud she leave because of the booze? Maybe if you right the ship youd have at least a chance of getting her back. At her age it seems like her life is sad and she's desperate not to be alone. Or she shares your same vices and you enable each other
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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Theres this assumption that divorce is this awful thing.
Me and my ex still love each other.
It's hard to go through.
But people change.

My ex and I stayed friends after the divorce. We just knew we no longer worked as partners, simple as that. Christ, she stayed on as my tour manager before she finally decided to roll the dice in a new field. There was never a moment I didn't trust her.

Divorce is only awful if it's toxic and overtly public, or God forbid, you're dragging kids through it. Besides those examples, it's merely a part of life at this point.

Just look at what Anthony did and do the opposite.
 
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