- Forum Clout
- 17,916
happening tomorrow!
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
Late night writers are currently wasting hours crafting and debating the fine points of their perfect version of the "oh great, another lame reboot" joke everyone is already making online.
I don't trust DeSantis because all the "pundits" pushing him so hard and he seems like a tryhard dork. Sending Venezuelens to Martha's Vineyard!!! TAKE THAT LIBTARDS!Why can't he just retire, golf and play with his Jewish grandbabies? Desantis is the face of the GOP now.
On the other hand, id love to see Patrick's meltdown if trump got elected again
I thought that was a pretty good but tobehonestwitchaI don't trust DeSantis because all the "pundits" pushing him so hard and he seems like a tryhard dork. Sending Venezuelens to Martha's Vineyard!!! TAKE THAT LIBTARDS!
Trump has at least made me laugh a few times and will tell people to fuck themselves. He also did clearly have the election stolen from him, but this country is so full of pussies he won't get in again just because suburban cunts are terrified of their own mentally ill shrieking daughters and rioting boongs.
These debates should be pretty funny.
Thats a move. He would totally steal votes that would make an impact but it would mostly hurt the republicans.If he doesn't get the nomination he will probably run third party, which would be a pretty funny bit to be honest witchya.
It was fucking retarded...of course they just sent them into Dan Mullens apartment complex the next day and us regular working Joe's have to deal with them while the Martha's Vineyard snobs get to parade them around for a couple days and tell everyone how great and welcoming they are before they ship them off. It did nothing.I thought that was a pretty good but tobehonestwitcha
Desantis is the face of the GOP now.
Smart nazi's wouldn't vote Trump.Trump is unelectable. Had he conceded it would be a different story but he turned off enough centrists who supported him in 2016 with the “insurrection.” But he’s too big of a narcissist to admit defeat. If he wins the nomination he’d 100% lose against skeletor again.
DeSantis has potential but the problem is just like he didn’t concede in 2020, if Trump doesn’t get the nomination, he’ll just run as an independent and split the right wing vote in half.
Basically the GOP is screwed in 2024 no matter who they go with. Even though the chance is near zero, they’d still be better off running Trump over DeSantis and hope that he has a heart attack and dies before the election.
This forum is dedicated exclusively to parody, comedy, and satirical content. None of the statements, opinions, or depictions shared on this platform should be considered or treated as factual information under any circumstances. All content is intended for entertainment purposes only and should be regarded as fictional, exaggerated, or purely the result of personal opinions and creative expression.
Please be aware that this forum may feature discussions and content related to taboo, controversial, or potentially offensive subjects. The purpose of this content is not to incite harm but to engage in satire and explore the boundaries of humor. If you are sensitive to such subjects or are easily offended, we kindly advise that you leave the forum.
Any similarities to real people, events, or situations are either coincidental or based on real-life inspirations but used within the context of fair use satire. By accepting this disclaimer, you acknowledge and understand that the content found within this forum is strictly meant for parody, satire, and entertainment. You agree not to hold the forum, its administrators, moderators, or users responsible for any content that may be perceived as offensive or inappropriate. You enter and participate in this forum at your own risk, with full awareness that everything on this platform is purely comedic, satirical, or opinion-based, and should never be taken as factual information.
If any information or discussion on this platform triggers distressing emotions or thoughts, please leave immediately and consider seeking assistance.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): Phone: 1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255) Website: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/