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I pay you a compliment and that's how you act.
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Today's workout music
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I just ordered lunch and I forget what I got. I am not super rational you fag
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Oh god I just saw what it is. It might kill me.
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Well I hope you got a big plate of shit and you eat the whole thing. Teddy Long. TEDDY LONG! TEDDY LONG!
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This is a dish that almost killed me once where I had to literally have full body surgery to have it removed from my throat.
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As far as bad ideas go this may be one of the worst.
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You should chew more thoroughly, Teddy Long.
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As a kid when I finished dinner I could play mortal kombat so I have an in built instinct to eat as fast as possible.
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Well maybe just don't so you don't choke and die. I have an instinct to punch a lot of people in the face based on the way they look and I just don't.
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I never died. I just went to a hospital twice and spat in a vitamin water bottle cuz I couldn't swallow my saliva
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It's actually happened twice. One time it took 18 hours. The next only 4 from triage to me going home.
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Just chew your fucking food well this time so that doesn't happen again. You know how you were saying Sue is difficult and doesn't accept advice?
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A Russian woman gave me tea in the waiting room. ",I can't swallow this, do you not see the spit cup?"
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I will eat how I want to eat, I don't want the shit to get cold.
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I'm going to sleep. Chew your food. You child. I've never had to tell someone to do that. If you're dead when I wake up I'll be fucking pissed.
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I will die out of protest and fucking haunt you forever. And I won't even wear pants we a ghost.
As tempting as a sepsis ravaged asshole is I must politely decline. But there's been a decent amount of homoerotic stuff on NicerPodcast, to be fair mostly involving homeruncumia, also hellhole skillfully dodged Bubbler's grilling on whether he's had intimate relations with any dudes. Just let yourself and your asshole be open to any romance eventuating from the show
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You've broken my heart but I understand. I will just rape my neighbors dog as you have instructed to fill the void.
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I'm just kidding. I could never afford a building that could accommodate a dog.