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What's the address? I'll need a taxi cuz I don't drive.You want evidence so bad go suck my creampie out of that bitches pussy you cuck FAGGOT…
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What's the address? I'll need a taxi cuz I don't drive.You want evidence so bad go suck my creampie out of that bitches pussy you cuck FAGGOT…
Sue's getting even laider than you are, Turk.I can tell you're lying. Sorry bro.
I used to fuck before the moustache happened. It's not my fault.Sue's getting even laider than you are, Turk.
There are a wild amount of things that are a direct detriment to you that you aren't bothered byHe's not bothered by it but that's a problem
Meats scare the shit out me. Why is this about me suddenly?There are a wild amount of things that are a direct detriment to you that you aren't bothered by
NOBODY'S GOT A FUCKING GUN TO YOUR HEAD FORCING YOU TO KEEP THE MUSTACHEI used to fuck before the moustache happened. It's not my fault.
But if I shave it off I can cheat on my wife who left me over a year ago.NOBODY'S GOT A FUCKING GUN TO YOUR HEAD FORCING YOU TO KEEP THE MUSTACHE
CHARLES BRONSON DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE MUSTACHE ALL THE TIME
It's not the meats for Christ's sakeMeats scare the shit out me. Why is this about me suddenly?
What else could possibly be hurting my liver? The noise the neighbors make?It's not the meats for Christ's sake
You need to shave your head, keep the mustache and get a big baggy Steve Harvey suit. Do a Steve Harvey thing for a while.But if I shave it off I can cheat on my wife who left me over a year ago.
It's probably not the shit tons of Busch Light.What else could possibly be hurting my liver? The noise the neighbors make?
Do I have to put chocolate body paint on my face to look like a... You know?You need to shave your head, keep the mustache and get a big baggy Steve Harvey suit. Do a Steve Harvey thing for a while.
It'd be cool if you did but you don't have to. I think you'd look like Smackdown GM Teddy Long.Do I have to put chocolate body paint on my face to look like a... You know?
When I was a kindergarten teacher
I would've made those little nips run suicides until they puked so they could grow to be strong warriors. Sounds like you just FUCKED AROUND.When I was a kindergarten teacher and taught gym I used to love face paint so much cuz I'd just tell them "you're it and you're a horrifying monster" then I'd paint them to be cats.
It's kind of known in here I taught Kindergarten for 5 years until my drug problem got too bad.Good lord lmao
Oh I'm sorry.It's kind of known in here I taught Kindergarten for 5 years until my drug problem got too bad.
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