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Trudeau is stepping down tomorrow.
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I just want to congratulate Boq on making a pretty good joke.
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This...they fight each other infront of me with no care. More like assault the weaker squirrels, I see a lot of bullying in the squirrel species.
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The male ones got big ass balls too
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I'm not even fucking around, I had an albino squirrel living right in my yard for like two years. I made a post about the fucker.
If I ask most people if they've ever seen one they're like "Oh yeah." And that's fucking gotta be bullshit because I'm in the woods all the fucking time and that's the only one I've ever seen.
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We're taking the whole thing. Fuck these American faggots. Oh I like the radio from 20 years ago and making fun of a sci Fi author. Go eat a dick
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Some ugly black old rodent tranny named Squirrel Tubman leaving lil nuts on an underground trail leading to black-squirrel-liberty.
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Did you name it.
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That's right. Drive it right into the ground and destroy any good will you garnered. Go on.
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"Im winning them over? Shit..boq-ify, boq-ify!!!"
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I'd talk to it like an old 70s black man and call it a honky and cracka and ask the Lord to give the strempf to break these chains of oppression this mothafucka has wrapped around me.
Dat ol white nigga inna trees. He gots red eyyyyes.
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Also I always see those little red twitchy fuckers chasing the other ones and eachother around despite being like 1/3 the size of the negroid squirrels. And that's basically all I see happen around here, they just chase eachother. I think country squirrels are chiller than city squirrels.
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They just wanna fuck. Spoiler alert.
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Just blew another set of plugs out. Fuck.
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Out of ya ass?
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Well just add another extension cord and try a new plug. Don't change anything else though. That could be dangerous
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I think I told this story already but I used to have a power bar running through a 220 volt to 110 cold adapter and it just started shooting sparks one day and caught fire. Keith Flint may have sung Firestarter but I genuinely am one and not on purpose.
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Oh yeah. Canada is ruined. Fuck off dumb American bitch. You have no idea how good we have it here. Even with that cunt of a PM.