Top three Merican cities

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I recall some entries in the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle regarding your local women constantly offering themselves up to long-dicked raiders in the longships.

We were a cuckolded people until the eternal chad Alfred the Great btfo the scandi niggers. After that we came to the conclusion that it was better to be the bully than the bullied. And, well.. the rest is history.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Big fan of traveling around old Europe. I remember stepping from the Central station in Amsterdam and spotting a cornerstone on a building that read 1300-something. There's more time between when that building was erected and US independence (~400 years) than between independence and today (~250 years). Oldest shit where I live are wagon ruts along the Sante Fe Trail from the 1840s.

It was always funny to hear O&A talk about ghosts's's and call homes built in the 1930s "old" and describe their horror and amazement at the thought that someone could've died in that house.

If you're anywhere near the center of a European city then it's almost a guarantee that people have been living there since the Stone Age. Every "new" building was built on top of some other one, often using the rubble from the old one. If the b-b-boys were creeped out about the possiblity of a single, solitary death, then I wonder how'd those queens would feel about a place that's the equivalent of a house built in the middle of Arlington National Cemetery.

 

[guest]

Asheville, NC is quickly being lost to tourists and yuppies but it’s still enjoyable for a long weekend anyways.