Top three Merican cities

[guest]

According to Travel & LEisure magazine:
1. Charleston, South Carolina
2. Santa Fe, New Mexico
3. Savannah, Georgia

Heard good things about the top two, but Savannah is grossly hot in the summer, completely overrun by SCAD students and over 50% negroid. Fuck Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.

Born and raised in New Mexico, would rather have blacks than dirty ass liberal hippies like Santa Fe. Fuck that place

 

[fenrir]

Some bum who looked exactly like Tupac almost beat me up in Philly when I was a kid because he asked for change and I gave him a toonie.

Nobody wants your fake monopoly money down here:

Just as gay as a rainbow.

 

[guest]

I stand by my choices. New Orleans has great food and better fishing. Boston and Chicago full of history and great baseball towns. I guess I meant places to visit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nobody wants your fake monopoly money down here:

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Just as gay as a rainbow.

Our money is gay, yes. We've got vertical bills now too. The fact that it's color coded is honestly pretty handy though. The toonie especially is a ridiculous looking coin. Nigger probably thought I gave him an AA chip to mock him or something. He was like "what is this?" I told him it was two dollars, Canadian. He was like "What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?" I was like "Use it as currency? It's worth more than $2 US right now." It was like 2007 or something and our dollar was up. He huffed and puffed and looked like he was gonna drill me in the head and then he stormed off with my toonie.

 

[fenrir]

Our money is gay, yes. We've got vertical bills now too. The fact that it's color coded is honestly pretty handy though. The toonie especially is a ridiculous looking coin. Nigger probably thought I gave him an AA chip to mock him or something. He was like "what is this?" I told him it was two dollars, Canadian. He was like "What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?" I was like "Use it as currency? It's worth more than $2 US right now." It was like 2007 or something and our dollar was up. He huffed and puffed and looked like he was gonna drill me in the head and then he stormed off with my toonie.

I wanted to bag on you some more about gayass Canuck money, but our dollars aren't that far behind:

 

[guest]

What wonderful utopia do you live at jackmeoff?

 

[Dennyislife]

There's literally no city in America I really want to visit. Some of the countryside and small town shit? Absolutely but big cities? Rather go to places with real history in Europe. I see houses older and with more character than your cities every day

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I see houses older and with more character than your cities every day

Big fan of traveling around old Europe. I remember stepping from the Central station in Amsterdam and spotting a cornerstone on a building that read 1300-something. There's more time between when that building was erected and US independence (~400 years) than between independence and today (~250 years). Oldest shit where I live are wagon ruts along the Sante Fe Trail from the 1840s.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

New Orleans

I do have a boat, so fine.

Did they ever bother fixing that shit, or just leave it all wet & black?

 

[guest]

I do have a boat, so fine.

Did they ever bother fixing that shit, or just leave it all wet & black?

I was there for the final four, everything is back to normal. I was glad to not wear a mask for a change, (live in California and they still love the mask). The ww2 museum in New Orleans is world class.

 

[quark]

Phoenix used to be the shit. Now it's overrun by SoCal trustfund faggots, lazy yuppies, and spics.

Mesa at least just has a lot of spics and retirees. So the real estate prices haven't turned to shit, yet.

Pensacola is full of conspiracy theorist rural negroes, backwoods white ghouls and disenfranchised latinos (mostly cubans). But even though everybody hates each other, everybody is armed to the teeth, so interactions are very amicable. There are a few swamp sociopaths running around, but then again, it is Florida, that's just to be expected.

I swear the phoenix metro area has far more people than the official count. Seemingly millions of illegal mexican mud people clogging every street, store and home.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Stockton, CA, Modesto, CA, Fresno, CA

They haven't changed in 60 years and you don't have to lock the doors of your home or car.

 

[guest]

Stockton, CA, Modesto, CA, Fresno, CA

They haven't changed in 60 years and you don't have to lock the doors of your home or car.

Add Salinas and East Palo Alto

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Add Salinas and East Palo Alto

Yeah. 3/4 of the towns and cities in CA, really. Damned shame.

 

[Dennyislife]

Big fan of traveling around old Europe. I remember stepping from the Central station in Amsterdam and spotting a cornerstone on a building that read 1300-something. There's more time between when that building was erected and US independence (~400 years) than between independence and today (~250 years). Oldest shit where I live are wagon ruts along the Sante Fe Trail from the 1840s.

I see a small church outside a house I own parts of which date from 1130.

A building from the 1840s isn't particularly old.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Born and raised in New Mexico, would rather have blacks than dirty ass liberal hippies like Santa Fe. Fuck that place

Agreed. I have buddies in Santa Fe and I’ve visited it for ~20 years. I have never remotely understood the appeal: it’s ugly, overpriced, and the people are aggressively weird and shitty.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Big fan of traveling around old Europe. I remember stepping from the Central station in Amsterdam and spotting a cornerstone on a building that read 1300-something. There's more time between when that building was erected and US independence (~400 years) than between independence and today (~250 years). Oldest shit where I live are wagon ruts along the Sante Fe Trail from the 1840s.

There is a priory in my hometown that is dated back to 1119AD. They found a Roman cavalry helmet here that got donated to the British Museum in London. Historically my town were jobbers, we got invaded by Romans, then Vikings, then Scots...

 

[guest]

Our money is gay, yes. We've got vertical bills now too. The fact that it's color coded is honestly pretty handy though. The toonie especially is a ridiculous looking coin. Nigger probably thought I gave him an AA chip to mock him or something. He was like "what is this?" I told him it was two dollars, Canadian. He was like "What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?" I was like "Use it as currency? It's worth more than $2 US right now." It was like 2007 or something and our dollar was up. He huffed and puffed and looked like he was gonna drill me in the head and then he stormed off with my toonie.

Your anecdote reminds me the time I was in Grand Central Station and this bum helped me with my luggage and directed me to the right terminal or whatever. When he was done helping he asked for money and all I had were Canadian dollars on me and I told him.

This tard then said "Well sheeiiit, hook a Nigga up wit dem Connecticut Dollas mayne!"

 

[RedHeadpw2]

There is a priory in my hometown that is dated back to 1119AD. They found a Roman cavalry helmet here that got donated to the British Museum in London. Historically my town were jobbers, we got invaded by Romans, then Vikings, then Scots...

I recall some entries in the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle regarding your local women constantly offering themselves up to long-dicked raiders in the longships.

 

[guest]

What wonderful utopia do you live at jackmeoff?

Still waiting for car crash guy to chime in. Faggot. Probably some trucker hauling dick spray.