Tomlinson VS Rogen - March Fagness Semi-final

[NoBacon]

Welcome to the lawsuit, cumtown.org John does 700-3200 , you’re about to lose everything. Quietly now.

 

[guest]

I’d have to go with Rogen here if I gave enough of a shit to vote

 

[Udders]

Changing your VPN doesn't seem to work, but between my phones and different computers I've voted five times.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

John Oliver should beat Colbert. Both giant faggots but, liberals pretty much get all of their talking points and humor from Oliver. The NPC mindset they have is staggering when you notice it. They even try to mimic his condescending tone. They think because he has an accent he’s smarter than them. He’s just an ultimate faggot.

 

[guest]

O and A Party Rock!

What are the odds Pat tweets about this if he wins it all

100 fucking percent.

I think if we've learned anything from fat boy, it's that he subscribes to the theory that all attention is attention, whether it be good or bad.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

John Oliver should beat Colbert. Both giant faggots but, liberals pretty much get all of their talking points and humor from Oliver. The NPC mindset they have is staggering when you notice it. They even try to mimic his condescending tone. They think because he has an accent he’s smarter than them. He’s just an ultimate faggot.

It’s the same reason those types think Trevor Noah is “brilliant” yet he’s just a smug unfunny cunt reading whatever is put in front of him in a condescending accent. The Daily Show ratings have been in the toilet since he took over from Jon Stewart

 

[guest]

It’s the same reason those types think Trevor Noah is “brilliant” yet he’s just a smug unfunny cunt reading whatever is put in front of him in a condescending accent. The Daily Show ratings have been in the toilet since he took over from Jon Stewart

That arrogant nigger Trevor Noah is a perfect example of why apartheid should've never ended.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It’s the same reason those types think Trevor Noah is “brilliant” yet he’s just a smug unfunny cunt reading whatever is put in front of him in a condescending accent. The Daily Show ratings have been in the toilet since he took over from Jon Stewart

I’ve yet to see a Trevor Noah clip that was funny. Just applause breaks or things that seem like jokes but someone in the room said “That’s too offensive we have to tone it down”. Then it turns into a weird statement/joke that doesn’t really make sense for adult oriented humor. At least with John Stewart you can find clips of when the daily show was actually funny. He’s still occasionally funny himself. This faggot will never have that legacy ever.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That arrogant nigger Trevor Noah is a perfect example of why apartheid should've never ended.

It also shows NOBODY wanted to follow Jon Stewart. Noah was virtually unknown because anyone established knew it was a bad idea to take that job. I think Trevor is hosting the Grammys this year so I can’t wait to hear the show has record low ratings.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I don't know why but I watched the Seth Rogen episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee and was quite pleased to see that Seinfeld clearly doesn't like him. They were both uncomfortable in each other's company and Rogen wasn't close to funny even once. Compare how Seinfeld got on with him with how he interacts in the episodes with Colin or even Gervais. Night and day.

He's a comedy actor, which makes him worthless. Seinfeld only respects comedians

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’ve yet to see a Trevor Noah clip that was funny. Just applause breaks or things that seem like jokes but someone in the room said “That’s too offensive we have to tone it down”. Then it turns into a weird statement/joke that doesn’t really make sense for adult oriented humor. At least with John Stewart you can find clips of when the daily show was actually funny. He’s still occasionally funny himself. This faggot will never have that legacy ever.

Same here, he’s never been funny and his daily show shit is awful yet they have a team of writers yet all they can come up with his “durrr republicans are dumb durrrr trump bad white people bad” but since it’s said in an accent smug idiots think it’s “smart” humor. What’s scary is some people get all their news from it when really they are just getting an opinion they agree with it disguised as news.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Same here, he’s never been funny and his daily show shit is awful yet they have a team of writers yet all they can come up with his “durrr republicans are dumb durrrr trump bad white people bad” but since it’s said in an accent smug idiots think it’s “smart” humor. What’s scary is some people get all their news from it when really they are just getting an opinion they agree with it disguised as news.

To be fair to the liberal retards, the right does it too. Hannity, Tucker (who’s actually pretty funny), gutfeld (who used to be funny), Limbaugh (rip). They consume themselves with faux political talk so they don’t have to think. An expert told them, and gave them their talking points. Why think about ethics, practicality, morality or anything when a guy who gets paid to talk about it has it wrapped up nicely in a bow for you. You get all of the benefits of feeling smarter and better without any of the work. The reality is the majority of Americans know next to nothing about politics. The average communist is more well thought out and a better person than they are. Which is truly sad to say.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Our pig has got this in the bag.

If there's one thing pat knows, its being in the bag

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Piggy is winning Bigly.

 

[guest]

Is this a boomer bit? It's been like 3 years since the reddit bans.... Cookies+ip address... *smokes cigarette* jeeesus christ...

I got my Tor end nodes ready to go.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I hate Patrick. HATE HIM.

But Trudeau is - far and away - a WAY bigger faggot.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The other 3 in the four while being assholes that are put out to there to be cheerleaders for the democrat party at least they get paid in exchange for their dignity. Pat tweets all day kissing the democrat party’s ring yet gets paid zero and just makes a fool of himself daily. He is the biggest faggot and is doing it for free.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

John Oliver and a friend used to do a podcast for Rupert Murdoch's The Times that was genuinely funny, because they didn't take sides.

They took that attitude that all politicians were reprehensible and should be made fun of. They'd each write pieces on the news during the week, and then get together and read them out with the sole purpose of trying to make each other laugh, preferably with a dick joke. No crowds, no pandering; just laughing because Hugo Chavez had claimed that George W. Bush smelled like the fires of Hell, or Silvio Berlusconi had offered to attend court one morning a week to deal with his 100+ lawsuits, or arguing over which Australian Prime Minister had fondled the Queen (they were both right).

I don't know where that John Oliver went, but he was really funny.

I used to think he was funny back in the day too and then I saw him rant about how trannies are absolutely men and women born in the wrong bodies in the sort of manner you’d reserve for someone who aggressively insisted the moon is made of cheese or claimed the Foo Fighters are the greatest band of all time.

Not only does John not accept even a shred of doubt nor disagreement over the whole trans thing he absolutely thinks you’re a brainless fucking imbecile for not accepting it with 100% certainty. I’ve never given him the time of day since.

 

[guest]

Definitely don't call Hooligans and ask if they're showing the final four in their bar this week...then do not ask if they've seen pat is in it for faggot of the year

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Changing your VPN doesn't seem to work, but between my phones and different computers I've voted five times.

Have you been using incognito? If you open a new incognito window every time you switch, well let's just say it gave Trudeau the Trump treatment.