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Today I learned the Angry Video Game Nerd has a "set"

Professor Rape

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Turk February

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So the funniest part of his set is his camera rig is permanently screwed into his ceiling so he can't do dynamic shots anymore. It's the stupidest set up in the world without like making a massive transition.
 

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Avgn is a massive faggot and his book sucked. Id never defend him. But this is a stretch.
When they started making these videos, it was a real room. Then later when he moved instead of making a new room, they just recreated his old one as a set. I'm sure his wife had something to do with it. I haven't thought about this in forever so I may be wrong.
 

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When they started making these videos, it was a real room. Then later when he moved instead of making a new room, they just recreated his old one as a set. I'm sure his wife had something to do with it. I haven't thought about this in forever so I may be wrong.
I was watching that video the anime guy posted, and he said he doesnt actually play the games he uses a rom device or something, the physical games are just for show.
 

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I was watching that video the anime guy posted, and he said he doesnt actually play the games he uses a rom device or something, the physical games are just for show.
I mean, he doesn't even play roms. In his earlier videos, Mike Matei played the games and that's what they used in the episodes. Later on the Screenwave guys would play the games for him. I don't know who plays them now.
 
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An excerpt from James' book.
I was a temperamental child. I hated going to to school. I’d ignore my fellow classmates when they’d greet me. I’d refuse to
participate in class activities. I’d collapse on the floor and
scream, throwing temper tantrums constantly. I wouldn’t eat anything, or go to the bathroom, until I’d wet my pants.

I was afraid of loud noises such as clapping and laughing, and
wouldn’t go near balloons for fear they’d pop. I’d refuse to attend any birthday parties. I was antisocial, demanding anything I
wanted, and always made self-deprecating remarks, including a
suicidal comment which I don’t think I really meant but obviously
caused a lot of concern at the time.

But I was obsessed with tiny details in a room, like a ceiling
fan which I said was too loud to hear the psychologist talk over,
and fussing about the position of my chair, adjusting it to be the perfect distance
from the table. In one of the reports, the examiner wrote that I
stared at the floor the whole time and never spoke or made eye con-
tact, except for one sideways glance.
oh my gah he was always staring at the ceiling.
 

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In hindsight getting married should have been the sign that he was literally and not just spiritually retarded.


I've forgotten most of the specifics so I'll have to rewatch it. (There's an hour ten minutes video by Red Cow Arcade shitting on it that I'll go ahead and rewatch too I don't value my time). The video starts with a legendary complaint about the trolls ("addressing complaints of the asshole-ish variety")
EDIT1: This nigga can't say mount. Mountain/"Mowden", Mounted/"Mownded"
EDIT2: The bits I remembered most were "retarded shit involving the ceiling" and "retarded shit involving his storage setup". He has lights and his boom mike attached to the ceiling. The shit on the ceiling and his storage setup leave wires everyone (I don't think he has a NAS). The shots of nu-AVGN episodes all look like cancer. AVGN is one of those e-celebs where when he chases "big" and "effort" he turns to shit. He talks about 2006 era episodes that were "basic" and says "you wouldn't recognize anything like that as an episode now. You don't want to see that anymore do ya?" One of the episodes he lists is Double Dragon 3, a classic. The long descriptions of some of the dumb shit he does, while nowhere near as bitchy, remind me of Linkara's History of Power Rangers rant. He does a meme tier "no tiem" bit when if he wasn't so retarded and unoptimized he'd probably have tiem to see his shitty kids and make youtube crap on his own.

From what I remember the basic gist of it is that he’s still recording and editing videos like it’s 2006. He also talked about how processing his videos takes so long because he has gigabytes of old AVGN content that he “can’t delete”, seemingly not knowing it can all be transferred to a USB. He’s a major autismo.
 

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He also talked about how processing his videos takes so long because he has gigabytes of old AVGN content that he “can’t delete”, seemingly not knowing it can all be transferred to a USB.

Wait I must have missed that part. What do you mean? Why would old content make processing his videos take longer?
 

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From what I remember the basic gist of it is that he’s still recording and editing videos like it’s 2006. He also talked about how processing his videos takes so long because he has gigabytes of old AVGN content that he “can’t delete”, seemingly not knowing it can all be transferred to a USB. He’s a major autismo.
There's like a 6 hour documentary explaining everything he does wrong and why his explanations never make sense. It's hilarious but hard to watch because. It's color masked to avoid copyright strikes.
 

Professor Rape

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There's like a 6 hour documentary explaining everything he does wrong and why his explanations never make sense. It's hilarious but hard to watch because. It's color masked to avoid copyright strikes.
Are you talking about this? I fell asleep watching this shit, I was expecting to to be funnier.

 
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