Tiny Tim update!

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Looks like his followers don’t care
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Also note after this book tweet he went on a high number of “enjoy prison” and Robert tweets.

The sign of a great (and cleaver) writer is having to go back and rewrite chapters you’ve been crafting for two years

 

[DominusOdium]

I like that no one in his life likes or respects him enough to tell him the idea, method and his writing are complete utter shit. I suppose they feel this fat layabout has nothing else to do with his time so they let him continue

He's basically the BBQ retard but with writing

 

[Uncle Floyd]

cleaver) writer

 

[guest]

I hope someone publishes it. I look forward to eviscerating its "Britishness", its dialogue and his woeful command of the English language.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He def is too distracted to work on his nonsense book

 

[RickReternal]

He def is too distracted to work on his nonsense book
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The “Wow, you’re pretty sick” always gets me. Classic text exchange.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Why would only "some" use a cockney accent? That doesnt seem very period correct.

 

[Random username]

I never got the chance to read the Owen a tiny tim masterpiece. Anyone have a link to it?

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Because some idiot posted their work to twitter before it was done. So its just public knowledge that someone was inspired by and wrote their own version.

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Nice dialogue, Elmore Dullard.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

It is going to be excruciating, like I don’t know why there is a Brexit joke included in a book with historically accurate use of sugar?
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"a character in this 1863 London novel can't drop a sugar cube into their cuppa"

Two seconds of googling says "cuppa" is from the 1920s, ie 60 years after this stupid book takes place, so it's nice to see Pat's research is paying off. What better person to wring out the verisimilitude of 1860s London than a fat rube from 21st century Wisconsin doing all of his research on Wikipedia instead of reading books.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Because some idiot posted their work to twitter before it was done. So its just public knowledge that someone was inspired by and wrote their own version.

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I can't read his tortured cockney without thinking "kippers for breakfast?! Is it Saint Swithin's Day already?" "Tis!", replied Aunt Helga.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He def is too distracted to work on his nonsense book
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"Sorry, my dog won't get rehomed because I'm not a worthless pile of shit"

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Remember that this mope gave writing advice where he said he likes to know the ending and work backwards.

 

[Cuphead]

This really highlights just how horrible of a writer he is. Most authors would sit down and have an idea of the how the story will get from point A to B and figure out who their characters are. Pig just thinks of an idea and starts writing without having an actual story or characters established. He's been writing this for 2 years and now just figuring out who the Villian is just embarrassing.

 

[chewtoycock]

This really highlights just how horrible of a writer he is. Most authors would sit down and have an idea of the how the story will get from point A to B and figure out who their characters are. Pig just thinks of an idea and starts writing without having an actual story or characters established. He's been writing this for 2 years and now just figuring out who the Villian is just embarrassing.

I'm sure in his mind it means it will be an epic m. night twist at the end that nobody saw coming when he's basically just throwing some bullshit in the last 50 pages that nobody saw coming because it wasn't part of the story before.

 

[MonsterSteve]

He should just tell everyone because that 'book' will never see the light of day.

 

[CruisinColin]

I’m genuinely curious how 22 months (more like 3.5 years) stacks up against how long some masterpieces in film and writing have taken. It seems like an awfully long time for something that won’t immedietly net him 6 figures

Taxi Driver was written in a weekend.

 

[PorqueDealer]

• Unfinished tinytim fanfic
• 2 pallet chairs
• 2 planters
• edged some paving slabs
• waxed his car, new stereo and grill/mufflers.
• lost several court decisions and $
• attended a few pedocons/baseball games
• got drunk

Pretty much sums up the full 22 months.
Piggy living his best life.

 

[bantadant]

I'm sure in his mind it means it will be an epic m. night twist at the end that nobody saw coming when he's basically just throwing some bullshit in the last 50 pages that nobody saw coming because it wasn't part of the story before.

It's probably just Jack the Ripper or some obvious shit

 

[chewtoycock]

It's probably just Jack the Ripper or some obvious shit

Maybe he read one of the 1000 true crime books on jack the ripper and now he is going to name and expose him in his novel. Ya hear that gang, pat just solved tha rippa case, pack it up