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Times where Women surprised you by being BASED!!!

BUBBLER

Janny of Ribbers
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It was, at first, because he was the big boss' golden child. But he was being so reckless and retarded that eventually he spoiled his own reputation even in the boss' eyes, who now gives him bitch work just so he can keep his job out of pity. Everyone bashes him now because he used to hold power over everyone and now he's just a glorified xerox machine and coffee gopher.
He cums in the coffee
 

TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
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My grandmother was based as fuck. She immigrated here from Ireland and lived in an Italian neighborhood, eventually marrying a greaseball ginzo. Some things she taught me:

You can always tell a Jew if their ears are below their eyes

Jews are sneaky / greedy / underhanded

This prayer:
"It was on a good Friday the Jews came in
With eager spears in their hands
They pierced our savior through the heart
His blood flowed from heart to hand..."

There's more to it, but the first part is the best

Polish People don't wash the outside of their windows.

Greeks are dishonest - never do business with a Greek.

Modern Greeks are just half-turk mullatos

We once drove past a house with a bunch of shitty concrete statues and fountains in the front yard. My grandmother just pointed and said "Greeks."

Germans aren't friendly people by nature. If a German is being nice to you, it's because they want something you have.

Don't invite black people to your house - even if they're your friend, they will tell their cousins where you live and you'll be robbed anyways

Fat people aren't jolly - they're unhappy because they're fat and will take it out on other people

There's a bunch more. To her, every non Irish was just a different kind of nigger. The Italians in my family are the same way about non Italians.
 

WhereWeAt

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I dated a woman who was from Germany, but most of her family lived in Brazil under an assumed name (to the point none of the ones born after the war even knew their real last name). Figure that one out. Not long before we broke up I got to see some of the goodies. Lots of pics of uniformed SS units in formation, an SS dagger, a wermacht dagger, and many pics of the 36 Olympics that were suspiciously close to where you would assume VIPs would sit. Plus the ex had massive haus frau milkers that I miss.

Edit: the milkers


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What names does her family post with here?
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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My grandmother was based as fuck. She immigrated here from Ireland and lived in an Italian neighborhood, eventually marrying a greaseball ginzo. Some things she taught me:

You can always tell a Jew if their ears are below their eyes

Jews are sneaky / greedy / underhanded

This prayer:
"It was on a good Friday the Jews came in
With eager spears in their hands
They pierced our savior through the heart
His blood flowed from heart to hand..."
Are their even any Jews in Ireland? it seems like they were poor enough theirs nothing to steal from honest gentiles.
There's more to it, but the first part is the best

Polish People don't wash the outside of their windows.

Greeks are dishonest - never do business with a Greek.

Modern Greeks are just half-turk mullatos
True.
We once drove past a house with a bunch of shitty concrete statues and fountains in the front yard. My grandmother just pointed and said "Greeks."
Could also be mexicans if it's a virgin mary statue
Germans aren't friendly people by nature. If a German is being nice to you, it's because they want something you have.

Don't invite black people to your house - even if they're your friend, they will tell their cousins where you live and you'll be robbed anyways

Fat people aren't jolly - they're unhappy because they're fat and will take it out on other people

There's a bunch more. To her, every non Irish was just a different kind of nigger. The Italians in my family are the same way about non Italians.
Ironic since the Irish are the niggers of White people (italians aren't white).
 

Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
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Was fucking this one goofy hoe a few hours after I met her and she suggested I stick it in her ass raw. I didn't do that, as that didn't seem like it was for me at the time, but a little while after we were "done" she started talking about how she was a follower of Hitler and that "if he was around today, I would march right behind him." I started asking her if the fact that he was a faggot, part jewish, and had brown hair himself detoured her any and she didn't like that shit at all. So...she's "based" and I'm a fag?
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DMAN

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆'𝒔 𝑨𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒏
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Was fucking this one goofy hoe a few hours after I met her and she suggested I stick it in her ass raw. I didn't do that, as that didn't seem like it was for me at the time, but a little while after we were "done" she started talking about how she was a follower of Hitler and that "if he was around today, I would march right behind him." I started asking her if the fact that he was a faggot, part jewish, and had brown hair himself detoured her any and she didn't like that shit at all. So...she's "based" and I'm a fag?
:image_9248:

Why would you run her off? A woman like that is hilarious because they so badly wanna be contrarian. Female contrarians are very rare. Most holes will just go with the crowd.
 

BUBBLER

Janny of Ribbers
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Was fucking this one goofy hoe a few hours after I met her and she suggested I stick it in her ass raw. I didn't do that, as that didn't seem like it was for me at the time, but a little while after we were "done" she started talking about how she was a follower of Hitler and that "if he was around today, I would march right behind him." I started asking her if the fact that he was a faggot, part jewish, and had brown hair himself detoured her any and she didn't like that shit at all. So...she's "based" and I'm a fag?
:image_9248:
You should have said that after raw anal
 
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