Times where Women surprised you by being BASED!!!

[HH Brother]

The Danster's new squeeze calling people retards casually in conversation is PFG, funster.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My mother calls people fags constantly. She refers to her one neighbour as "the homo on the corner" and she had a Joe Cumia car for a while that she always called a "faggy little car". She's pretty funny.

Also, you can get any woman to admit that they don't consider trannies to be women. Like, literally any woman.

I'm a simple country rube and it's actually not really uncommon to hear women call people faggots, retards, pussies, etc. Bunch of tough farm bitches who are actually useful.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I met a Russian girl a couple weeks ago and the Israel Paletstine things came up.....word for word she said "its the jews" in her thick accent....maybe the most beautiful sound I ever heard

That always makes me take a step back when I go to Greece and see everyone openly be anti-Semitic. The least anti-Semitic still think Israel is an illegal state and propped up by the USA

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My mother in law counts black people when she enters a store/venue. If she determines there are too many she will just leave.

That's fucking hilarious and also probably a pretty safe way to live.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just remembered one time my buddy's grandmother and aunt were having a yard sale and some white lady came with two black kids and they were looking at stuff. His aunt has always been a super sweet lady but she said to us, and not really that quietly something about "this woman and her nigger kids" and I was actually like "Jesus". It made me think about how hard it'd fuck up those kids day to hear someone call them niggers for no reason and I felt bad for them. It was less based than it was just shitty.

 

[guest]

I like your story but I think you're full of it @DMAN. You want us to believe the negress is attractive, light skinned, and based? Sounds far fetched.

 

[Dog Eater]

I just remembered one time my buddy's grandmother and aunt were having a yard sale and some white lady came with two black kids and they were looking at stuff. His aunt has always been a super sweet lady but she said to us, and not really that quietly something about "this woman and her nigger kids" and I was actually like "Jesus". It made me think about how hard it'd fuck up those kids day to hear someone call them niggers for no reason and I felt bad for them. It was less based than it was just shitty.

Maybe she shouldn’t go waltzing around yard sales with nigger kids then.

 

[DMAN]

I guarantee the fag was trying to provoke that reaction. He minces around being annoying until someone calls him a faggot then complains the HR, making himself basically unfireable because corporate will be afraid of a lawsuit.

First part definitely, second part questionable. He wants a reaction because he's a demonic drama seeking cunt. He has already been called out by HR for rubbing a dude's hand and telling him he wants to fuck, but the guy quit on the spot so nobody was there to file the complaint.

And it’s not really a positive trait even if you agree with her. Women like that have a hard time switching off.

Absolutely. Women like that will get you into fights with their dumbass mouths, they have no concept of hiding the power level.

I like your story but I think you're full of it @DMAN. You want us to believe the negress is attractive, light skinned, and based? Sounds far fetched.

She's probably not even 21. Definitely mixed race. And definitely dropped the Fag Word. And she's got a nice big juicy rump.

 

[guest]

My woman has made "racist" jokes and has that Central European healthy attitude of "the man should run shit in the family" since I met her. She's also not a big fan of the small hats. Her mother is 100 times "worse" though, on all counts

 

[guest]

First part definitely, second part questionable. He wants a reaction because he's a demonic drama seeking cunt. He has already been called out by HR for rubbing a dude's hand and telling him he wants to fuck, but the guy quit on the spot so nobody was there to file the complaint.

I need a mental picture. Is he handsome, ugly? feminine, masculine? White (hopefully)?

 

[DMAN]

I need a mental picture. Is he handsome, ugly? feminine, masculine? White (hopefully)?

He actually reminds me a lot of that Patrick guy, but he’s almost 7 feet and blonde. He definitely has The Gay Face, as coined by Opie.

 

[guest]

He actually reminds me a lot of that Patrick guy

Well that ruined it.

If that's true then you must hate his guts. A giant annoying punchable fag who looks like Patrick sounds like a nightmare work situation.

 

[DMAN]

Well that ruined it.

If that's true then you must hate his guts. A giant annoying punchable fag who looks like Patrick sounds like a nightmare work situation.

It was, at first, because he was the big boss' golden child. But he was being so reckless and retarded that eventually he spoiled his own reputation even in the boss' eyes, who now gives him bitch work just so he can keep his job out of pity. Everyone bashes him now because he used to hold power over everyone and now he's just a glorified xerox machine and coffee gopher.

 

[Agent Smith]

My mother in law counts black people when she enters a store/venue. If she determines there are too many she will just leave.

So she looks around counts "one" and leaves?

 

[TheNanaDook]

I used to sleep with a girl who looked like the blonde girl from Elf. She would say “nigger” with a harder N and G than anyone else I’ve ever met. Didn’t even care if we were in public. She also would send me pictures after every time she got a Brazilian wax, and always let me crash at her place and fuck every time i went and partied up north of the city. Those were good times.

 

[stillreal2medammit]

I dated a woman who was from Germany, but most of her family lived in Brazil under an assumed name (to the point none of the ones born after the war even knew their real last name). Figure that one out. Not long before we broke up I got to see some of the goodies. Lots of pics of uniformed SS units in formation, an SS dagger, a wermacht dagger, and many pics of the 36 Olympics that were suspiciously close to where you would assume VIPs would sit. Plus the ex had massive haus frau milkers that I miss.

Edit: the milkers

That's a BIG 3rd Reich bitch.

 

[Africa.com]

That's a BIG 3rd Reich bitch.

She was a sturdy German gal but she wasn't that big, character

 

[Racist Google Intern]

My great grandma would call black cats niggercats, very amusing as a 13 year old

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

My great grandma would call black cats niggercats, very amusing as a 13 year old

Very recently my grandmother named the stray black cat she picked up "Sambo." My mother calls it "Sam" because she's no fun.

 

[stillreal2medammit]

She was a sturdy German gal but she wasn't that big, character

Hey, I aint judging. I just see the signs.