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Gay dude at work, prances around saying odd shit to people. Everybody hates his guts. It's become a daily topic to hear every normie co-worker gay bashing him behind his back.
A few days ago, super cute light skin negress flustered as hell, so The DMAN being the natural leader he is, went to ask her why she was Brooding. She says that the gay dude cracked a joke about how she doesn't work hard enough, then he ran away.
Well, within 5 seconds of this story, she started stuttering and saying "I don't wanna say what I was thinking..." and of course, The DMAN, feeling devilish, dragged it out of her... She literally exploded for anyone to hear "I just wanted to turn to him and say -- YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!"
It was more the way she said it than anything. It was righteous, honest, and so passionate. It came directly from her heart. It's just so rare to hear the word Faggot out in the wild nowadays. In that moment, the word just hit right. It hit the spot. The DMAN laughed harder than he ever has laughed before at work. It was uncomfortable how hard this made The DMAN laugh, to the point where he has completely shattered his Ice Cold demeanor with co-workers that he has worked so hard to portray.
The DMAN had to stop himself from kissing this lady, who at that moment had just become the most beautiful woman in his eyes.
Got any stories of funny shit your mom said about other races or gay people when you were a kid? The DMAN will hang up and listen to your answer.
A few days ago, super cute light skin negress flustered as hell, so The DMAN being the natural leader he is, went to ask her why she was Brooding. She says that the gay dude cracked a joke about how she doesn't work hard enough, then he ran away.
Well, within 5 seconds of this story, she started stuttering and saying "I don't wanna say what I was thinking..." and of course, The DMAN, feeling devilish, dragged it out of her... She literally exploded for anyone to hear "I just wanted to turn to him and say -- YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!"
It was more the way she said it than anything. It was righteous, honest, and so passionate. It came directly from her heart. It's just so rare to hear the word Faggot out in the wild nowadays. In that moment, the word just hit right. It hit the spot. The DMAN laughed harder than he ever has laughed before at work. It was uncomfortable how hard this made The DMAN laugh, to the point where he has completely shattered his Ice Cold demeanor with co-workers that he has worked so hard to portray.
The DMAN had to stop himself from kissing this lady, who at that moment had just become the most beautiful woman in his eyes.
Got any stories of funny shit your mom said about other races or gay people when you were a kid? The DMAN will hang up and listen to your answer.