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Times where Women surprised you by being BASED!!!

DMAN

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆'𝒔 𝑨𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒏
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Gay dude at work, prances around saying odd shit to people. Everybody hates his guts. It's become a daily topic to hear every normie co-worker gay bashing him behind his back.

A few days ago, super cute light skin negress flustered as hell, so The DMAN being the natural leader he is, went to ask her why she was Brooding. She says that the gay dude cracked a joke about how she doesn't work hard enough, then he ran away.

Well, within 5 seconds of this story, she started stuttering and saying "I don't wanna say what I was thinking..." and of course, The DMAN, feeling devilish, dragged it out of her... She literally exploded for anyone to hear "I just wanted to turn to him and say -- YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!"

It was more the way she said it than anything. It was righteous, honest, and so passionate. It came directly from her heart. It's just so rare to hear the word Faggot out in the wild nowadays. In that moment, the word just hit right. It hit the spot. The DMAN laughed harder than he ever has laughed before at work. It was uncomfortable how hard this made The DMAN laugh, to the point where he has completely shattered his Ice Cold demeanor with co-workers that he has worked so hard to portray.

The DMAN had to stop himself from kissing this lady, who at that moment had just become the most beautiful woman in his eyes.

Got any stories of funny shit your mom said about other races or gay people when you were a kid? The DMAN will hang up and listen to your answer.
 

ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.
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I've mentioned this, but I never get tired of telling people that my grandma called Cream of Wheat, "Nigger on the Box."



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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bon but not forgotten❤️
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Fairly recently a female relative of mine said, “I don’t think being bisexual is a real thing. Either you get fucked in the ass or you don’t.” Edit: and every so often my grandma will say something extremely racist but it’s not surprising since she’s like 85.
 

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
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A Canadian girlfriend admitted to me that she hated natives and thought they were alcoholic violent child diddlers (mostly accurate).

Every woman I’ve ever been with has disliked blacks to the point of racism (including the black ones).

None of them have ever been really based though.
 

Africa.com

An unfiltered retard
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Growing up, my grandmother would occasionally say "nigger", but in a ridiculously loud whisper from behind her hand. Always a treat.

Most recently, this chick has me reconsiderimg my policy on miscegenation.
Ha that reminds me of something. We have very distant family in the St Louis area. She went down there in the early 2000 to visit someone and too a train that went over and through the projects I think. We're sitting in some restaurant as she's telling the story of the trip and says "the train took us right over where the darkies live" with this look of relief on her face.
 

Africa.com

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I guarantee the fag was trying to provoke that reaction. He minces around being annoying until someone calls him a faggot then complains the HR, making himself basically unfireable because corporate will be afraid of a lawsuit.
I got a friend who works on the railroad who works with a MtF tranny who has been angling for a harassment payout for 10 years, just waiting for someone to snap on him. The thing is worthless and does 0 work but everyone is too stubborn to let him win. HR of course covers for the lazy tranny
 

SoloJoeAcousticShow

Ain't it fun?
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In terms of kayfabe, I once met a goth chick who I started out thinking was apolitical or even a bit of a leftie cunt like myself.
When I went to her place for the first time, she had a showcase nicely lit with LEDs filled to the brim with actual Nazi memorabilia.
She actually used the "I'm very interested in history" excuse. The center piece was a replica of a letter signed by Hitler to the SS.

(some of you guys must be cumming in your undies right now. just know that i, a faggot, fingerfucked and then promptly abandoned that nazi broad.)

My grandma was quite a liberal gal for her time (born 1935) and once she hosted a Sri Lankan refugee in her home in the 80s, very much against the wishes of my allegedly hyperracist granfather, so you know she was a true hippie bitch.

BUT being born in 1935 and probably seeing her first black guy ever when she was 50, she still called them "Neger" with reckless abandon.
She even got called out on it by her daughter in 1995 when she called his & his indian wife's kid a "härzige Negerbueb" lmao

In her dotage there were a few standout restaurant incidents... Her just casually saying hard-r during conversation.
People rubbernecking and staring at us with utter digust and then just going "ahh nevermind it's just a racist old white cunt..."

All women are intensely bi-phobic/hate bisexual men no matter how many holes they open up for me. I'm not husband material.
 
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Africa.com

An unfiltered retard
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In terms of kayfabe, I once met a goth chick who I started out thinking was apolitical or even a bit of a leftie cunt like myself.
When I went to her place for the first time, she had a showcase nicely lit with LEDs filled to the brim with actual Nazi memorabilia.
She actually used the "I'm very interested in history" excuse. The center piece was a replica of a letter signed by Hitler to the SS.

(some of you guys must be cumming in your undies right now. just know that i, a faggot, fingerfucked and then promptly abandoned that nazi broad.)

My grandma was quite a liberal gal for her time (born 1935) and once she hosted a Sri Lankan refugee in her home in the 800s, very much against the wishes of my allegedly hyperracist granfather, so you know she was a true hippie bitch.

BUT being born in 1935 and probably seeing her first black guy ever when she was 50, she still called them "Neger" with reckless abandon.
She even got called out on it by her daughter in 1995 when she called his & his indian wife's kid a "härzige Negerbueb" lmao

In her dotage there were a few standout restaurant incidents... Her just casually saying hard-r during conversation.
People rubbernecking and staring at us with utter digust and then just going "ahh nevermind it's just a racist old white cunt..."

All women are intensely bi-phobic/hate bisexual men no matter how many holes they open up for me. I'm not husband material.
I dated a woman who was from Germany, but most of her family lived in Brazil under an assumed name (to the point none of the ones born after the war even knew their real last name). Figure that one out. Not long before we broke up I got to see some of the goodies. Lots of pics of uniformed SS units in formation, an SS dagger, a wermacht dagger, and many pics of the 36 Olympics that were suspiciously close to where you would assume VIPs would sit. Plus the ex had massive haus frau milkers that I miss.

Edit: the milkers


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