Thoughts on how Patrick will spend Thanksgiving?

[MonsterSteve]

Alone.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Apparently, doing multiple family Thanksgivings and going to the gym. He's not lying, I'm sure.

 

[potatopeeler63]

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Apparently, doing multiple family Thanksgivings and going to the gym. He's not lying, I'm sure.

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since it’s ”the holidays”, you know rick is gonna treat himself;
More desserts, drinking extra early, little treats peppered through his day

along with the performaTive cruelTy from his atalkers, he’s going to stress eat as well

an extra ten lbs of FAT at least, inshallah

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Look at this shit, Pat will happily be spending thanksgiving alone and tweeting he’s having the best day not spending it with evil conservative Nazi family members
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these people usually laugh at any Nazi comparisons, but they're literally advocating acting like trustees & snitching on their own families/community.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Apparently, doing multiple family Thanksgivings and going to the gym. He's not lying, I'm sure.

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He’s crying that his gym doesn’t have hot water which shows he doesn’t work out at all. It would be one thing if the water fountains weren’t working but to bitch about no hot water is the sign of a guy who has many excuses for not working out. He made his mother in law but gym equipment for their house and he can’t even get his lazy ass up the stairs.

 

[guest]

Cold showers are apparently beneficial for fat shits. Stimulate metabolism or something. But avoid them, Fat, just like you avoid everything else that could make you less porky.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Its safe to say that Pat will over-indulge

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Apparently, doing multiple family Thanksgivings and going to the gym. He's not lying, I'm sure.

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The fact he had to consult twitter on if he should go to the gym says it all. Plus its 1030am. Should have had the gym already done by then.

 

[Guyincognito]

Hopefully as a corpse, the victim of an untimely, but utterly predictable, MI

 

[Guyincognito]

Patrick will sit at home, eating slop he made while drunkenly Tweeting idiocy and using his self-soothing canned phrases until he passes out in a nebula of his own gas.

Nikkki will be at her mom's place, awkwardly smiling in silence on the couch as her brain pills keep her numb but functioning. She'll eat some great homemade food but will bring something she made that nobody else will really eat. Then she'll drive home, walk through the door and pass the smelly, snoring, drunken oaf passed out on the couch. A couple more pills and it's sleepy time!

“Nebula of his own gas”. Rack of ribs for that one

 

[Guyincognito]

Stays at home while niki goes to visit her family. I like the Hooligans suggestion. Id say he'd go there get trashed watching football all day. Hoping niki will bring a plate home that he can pig out on later.

That actually sounds like a great time.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Copying my other post because one of my favorite parts of the Josiah Munoz saga is when he told SpaceEdge that everyone he doxxed/harassed had been told who he was.


He literally told dozens and dozens of people- friends and all of his/Niki’s family- that the person who doxxed them and harassed them was Canyon Boykin, disgraced killer cop, and that he was doing a giant story with the huffington post to reveal it.

“You might have thought I was arguing with mere internet trolls, but check out THIS!” he explains, justifying his 3 years of engagement that caused their harassment, with the idea that he was going to be famous and it would be a national news story.

Now imagine him at thanksgiving, having to explain 10+ times that no, it wasn’t Canyon Boykin and no, there is no huffington post story. It was just a troll who completely outsmarted him for 9 months. But he’s going to keep on engaging, because if he didn’t it would get worse.

"8500+ words??? Yeah, that should probably suffice!"

What a delusional idiot, he should've known it was all a gag right there.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That actually sounds like a great time.

I supposes its not so bad when its your idea but when you just arent invited due to being a cunt its really his only option unless he wants to do the same thing at home.