Thoughts on how Patrick will spend Thanksgiving?

[Ladynyahh]

Will Niki be preparing a turkey with all the fixins, slaving away in the kitchen all day while Patrick sits under the pink blanket on the fart couch drinking Pabst? Not sure if anyone had heard what the plans were for the Robinson-Tomlinson household

 

[guest]

Fatly

 

[guest]

He's gonna spend it all alone as usual, but this time hes gonna pretend like he's spending it with family since we've been busting his balls lately for being ostracized by his extended family for getting drunk and getting in political fights at holiday parties

 

[TorqueWheeler]

All alone, drunk, eating slop and tweeting about Rittenhouse.

Meanwhile Big Niki will be excusing her way through another family dinner of concerned relatives telling her it’s finally time to get rid of that big fat pussy she married.

 

[guest]

Nikki doesn't strike me as the domestic goddess type mostly because she's a dyke.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Patrick will sit at home, eating slop he made while drunkenly Tweeting idiocy and using his self-soothing canned phrases until he passes out in a nebula of his own gas.

Nikkki will be at her mom's place, awkwardly smiling in silence on the couch as her brain pills keep her numb but functioning. She'll eat some great homemade food but will bring something she made that nobody else will really eat. Then she'll drive home, walk through the door and pass the smelly, snoring, drunken oaf passed out on the couch. A couple more pills and it's sleepy time!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He’ll be fat and gay. He’ll also find something gay on Reddit to tweet brag about as if he’s original. Basically, just be a giant fat faggot.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I have a feeling this thanksgiving Niki’s family will be putting their foot down and having some type of tough love intervention for her to get rid of the fat leech. The lawsuit was a massive failure and his career is long dead. It’s no longer a secret that he will never have any type of respectable job and will forever be a burden. Niki is a bum but I feel the family is sick of the loser bum she married.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

 

[guest]

Anyone want to photoshop Pat's head into the OnA holiday photos?

 

[NoBacon]

Eating “massive amounts” of cum probably

 

[Ladynyahh]

Anyone want to photoshop Pat's head into the OnA holiday photos?

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Haha Opie's crazy because he's holding the knife like that get it??

 

[Will Tate]

Anyone want to photoshop Pat's head into the OnA holiday photos?

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And the Unwellington over the turkey?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Stays at home while niki goes to visit her family. I like the Hooligans suggestion. Id say he'd go there get trashed watching football all day. Hoping niki will bring a plate home that he can pig out on later.

 

[Username]

Alone, fat, drunk and on Twitter.Like every other day.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Will Niki be preparing a turkey with all the fixins, slaving away in the kitchen all day while Patrick sits under the pink blanket on the fart couch drinking Pabst? Not sure if anyone had heard what the plans were for the Robinson-Tomlinson household

I think you misinterpreted - DaFixins is her gentleman caller for the holiday

 

[guest]

All alone, drunk, eating slop and tweeting about Rittenhouse.

Meanwhile Big Niki will be excusing her way through another family dinner of concerned relatives telling her it’s finally time to get rid of that big fat pussy she married.

Seriously, this is the first time she's gonna be around large numbers of loved ones since the giant L. Without Patrick present no less.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I do hope he goes to his parents and ruins the evening by being a cunt and his parents realize how nice it was last year without him and that they should do holidays without him. If that hasnt happened already.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat will proudly claim on twitter he’s thankful to not be spending the day with Nazi Republican family members and Rittenhouse defenders. He will encourage his followers to get into fights over stupid politics (it’s not even an election year so only assholes fight over politics now) even though his followers are all shut ins and hated by their families and spending it alone because they are “right”. He will sit alone on the couch getting drunk while Niki goes to her family which will be telling her it’s time to drop the bum. He’s almost 42 and hasn’t worked in years, dropped by publishers, has zero on the horizon, and lacks even basic skills making him virtually un-hireable. Also his Internet behavior has not only made him a joke but shows he is a miserable angry weak man that would rather bitch all day about things he has no control over instead of working to better himself and career. Her family will put their foot down and say Niki has to get rid of the most toxic human being on earth. While Niki is getting harsh but tough love Pat will sit on the fart couch tweeting nonsense all day until he passes out drunk before waking up Friday to waste another day tweeting just like every day ending in Y.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

One thing you can count on is pat wont take a day off of tweeting outrage during a day where most people are actually enjoying the holiday. Pat is always good for a few buzzkill tweets right at the beginning days that people are usually happy. He hates seeing people happy and with their family. Usually encouraging people to alienate or argue with loved ones. Because he is that relative that people hate to see during those holidays.