Not to mention, it puts a bit a damper on the whole “I’m a successful author that makes 6 figures” line of bullshit
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🚨🚨This needs its own thread: Enemy at the Gates
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I challenge Patrick and Flavia to a Boomia skid mark clean off. The winner gets to proclaim themselves Maid of the Year 2025.
I’ll wait until Vegas sets a solid line as Flavia has to be favored by at least a few specks of shit she’s the natural pick
Won't need 911, just cleanup.
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Welp, it's time to make more prophecies since my last one is fulfilled. Hope you enjoyed™ Booms
Wait. Gucci belt and torn jeans. Leopard print jacket. This guy can fuck me after he impregnates my sister
He has enough material for a short comedy series. But being self aware isnt his forte. So its over his head.
I wonder if he's put 2 and 2 together on this.
- The SWAT-ing at his residence causes him undue stress and he fears for his life
- The cops responding to his SWATs at his residence has him fearful that the cops will use lethal force
- He invites total strangers to come to his house any day or night of the year for only $99/night
From his lawsuit:
If you were the target of a "vicious campaign of domestic terrorism", would you invite strangers to stay in your house every single day?
If you were "terrified" that police will show up at your house guns blazing at any moment, would you invite strangers to stay in your house every single day?
There are plenty of other examples of that logic in his lawsuit. It is batshit insane that he is operating an Airbnb while he has this lawsuit pending. It's probably the worst thing he could be doing right now.
Boomia and son hitting up Costco before retiring to the hovel and leaving big shits for Rick to clean up. Flavia must be burning with envy thinking about that Glacier Bay struggling to hold it all in.
"Help, FBI! Someone who doesn't like me paid for a service I publicly offer and my heroic fantasies didn't vaporize him!"
Pat has shown he has no problem vandalizing his own home, I'm sure there will be some new damages on the inside that he can now publicly attribute to us.
Even if Boomia didn't stay at Ricks house and he just had a friend do all this for him, it's still a great bit because Rick can't prove it.
Rick's essentially bluffing right now to force Boomia into posting more photos that might give himself away. But otherwise he has no play here. If we all believe Boomia stayed in Rick's house, that's as good as it actually happening. Because now more people will do it. And that's what Rick's afraid of.
Rick's essentially bluffing right now to force Boomia into posting more photos that might give himself away. But otherwise he has no play here. If we all believe Boomia stayed in Rick's house, that's as good as it actually happening. Because now more people will do it. And that's what Rick's afraid of.
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These tweets were sent 5am Milwuakee time because Pat was awoken by the horrors due to alcohol as he does every morning. He then waddled over to the toilet in a drunken stupor to push out a beer and liquor fueled watery turd and sat there for a half hour replying to stlakers on twitter.
Hell of a life you got Patrick
Hell of a life you got Patrick
Everyone’s definition of success is different.
Has Boomia just been Dice all along?
Him still persisting with the 'Robert' thing really lets you know he's full blown retarded.
Yeah, that's the thing that gives it away.
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He's correcting the record on all the xeets from yesterday now. He's gonna be busy the next few hours.