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Jokes on Boomia. Pat is going to DNA test the skid marks.
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🚨🚨This needs its own thread: Enemy at the Gates
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I hope Junior trimmed his long curly Italian pubes in the sink and didn't rinse them out properly.
Wow can’t believe Boomia used the Bakowza in Pat’s house. Hope he had a copy of Jimmy Dunn’s book, there’s a couple of pages in there worth reading
No the warning is on Bert's tweet. A couple of his got warnings today.
Would you really want to watch Disney shit on vacation?
Management is not loving the direction of the hovel.
The meticulously aligned boxes of tea and bags of coffee are a great touch Pat, keep it up! Try to pick up something a little more local than Dunkin maybe?
What's wrong with locally brewed coffee?
OpiesDelishHog
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That FFWBT is actually nailing down the corners of the linoleum floor.
Houses aren’t made the way they used to be. In fact, they’re much, much better.
We know he stole government money to buy a fridge, why would he not put it in the unit he rents out? Oh, that’s right. He’s fat and lazy.
Yeah thats a nice touch.
Don't forget all the loads of jizz Booms casually tossed around the place.
" Welp, our stlakers made me buy a blacklight to search for DNA deposits..."
This is right. I had like three or four with warnings on them but I never had to delete them so I dunno what the deal is.
Might as well pay $99 to spend the night in a dumpster.
Look at the years of dirt and grime collecting in that corner. That has to be growing some kind of super mold.
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