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This man nuts 100 times a day. Nutted 9 times at his dads funeral lmao
- Thread starter Nigger Jim
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@johnnynoname thoughts?
"He mostly stays inside for fear of experiencing an episode in public" Just say it's something else, dummy. Say you have dizzy spells, say you have an inner-ear disorder, say you have random persistent stomach cramps, whatever you do, don't fucking tell national TV you might blow your load inadvertently around children or pets. Nut busting idiot.
How is he not tired all the time?
Must have pubes like gorilla glue at this point
Nigger Jim, aren't you nuts at least 100 times a day?
He’s reached Doctor Manhattan levels of post nut clarity.
I just jerked off but nothing came out and it didn't feel good. But I definitely had an orgasm............... I think. I can't tell what happened.
Anyway, I'll count that as a win. Semen: retained!
Anyway, I'll count that as a win. Semen: retained!
Retrograde ejaculation. Basically, you busted backwards and it went into your bladder.
Are you saying when he pissed in that guys mouth later that was technically gay?!
legit KANG status