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This man nuts 100 times a day. Nutted 9 times at his dads funeral lmao

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
"He mostly stays inside for fear of experiencing an episode in public" Just say it's something else, dummy. Say you have dizzy spells, say you have an inner-ear disorder, say you have random persistent stomach cramps, whatever you do, don't fucking tell national TV you might blow your load inadvertently around children or pets. Nut busting idiot.
 
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