This man nuts 100 times a day. Nutted 9 times at his dads funeral lmao

[Nigger John]

 

[Nigger John]

@johnnynoname thoughts?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

"He mostly stays inside for fear of experiencing an episode in public" Just say it's something else, dummy. Say you have dizzy spells, say you have an inner-ear disorder, say you have random persistent stomach cramps, whatever you do, don't fucking tell national TV you might blow your load inadvertently around children or pets. Nut busting idiot.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

How is he not tired all the time?

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Must have pubes like gorilla glue at this point

 

[Build Black Better]

Nigger Jim, aren't you nuts at least 100 times a day?

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

He’s reached Doctor Manhattan levels of post nut clarity.

 

[Professor Rape]

I just jerked off but nothing came out and it didn't feel good. But I definitely had an orgasm............... I think. I can't tell what happened.

Anyway, I'll count that as a win. Semen: retained!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just jerked off but nothing came out and it didn't feel good. But I definitely had an orgasm............... I think. I can't tell what happened.

Anyway, I'll count that as a win. Semen: retained!

Retrograde ejaculation. Basically, you busted backwards and it went into your bladder.

 

[Dog Eater]

Retrograde ejaculation. Basically, you busted backwards and it went into your bladder.

Are you saying when he pissed in that guys mouth later that was technically gay?!

 

[johnnynoname]

@johnnynoname thoughts?

legit KANG status