This "lawyer" is begging for recognition.

[guest]

What is it about twitter that turns people into literal caricatures? Does this guy think his mustache is actually 'cool'? That last attachment, he writes like a comic book villain who twirls mustaches, see.

 

[guest]

Uh oh boys I'm his special project. I better wait quietly for the knock. He seems to think I'm a cop This faggot loves to scream at people. Seems coked out. I told him I was will Tate and Paul R Nelson.

Also he hates being told he's a cokehead

He's definitely a cokehead, all sweaty, in every picture. Remember he takes calls, so business hours are probably a good time to converse.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

 

[guest]

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DUI Lawyer calling Fatrick to tell him that one of the cyberstalkers is actually Canyon Boykin:

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[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s quite the psycho, just yelling nonsense all day to zero likes. This guy has LOL COW written all over him. A drunk tank lawyer who calls himself a Nazi fighting hero on twitter!

 

[guest]

Hot damn this was funny! He might be worse then Fatrick.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

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They’re going to figure out the majority of us are cops eventually. Glad some of us are just spilling the beans now.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Crazy asshole is calling me back. We might have a lolcow here folks. I wish I could record call audio from the phone

Why can't you... If it's a cell there are apps

 

[Tortfeasor]

Fawkin proud to be on the ground floor for what could be the latest cow, brothermen

 

[guest]

He blocked me on twitter, fucking bitch lol.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He blocked me on twitter, fucking bitch lol.

I'm just proud of you for having a twitter

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Call this guy in a panic and say you drank a handle of vodka and plowed into a school bus stop and killed seven kids. Ask if he can help you keep your license because you got a big new years party to attend with lots of fawkin liquor but it's way too far to walk. I want to hear his bottom feeder legal advice.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Fawkin proud to be on the ground floor for what could be the latest cow, brothermen

I like these guys who think "don't feed the trolls" is advice for pussies. They all think the rando's they block on Twitter are the real deal.

$100 still says this guy bitches out before the three year mark.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I'm just proud of you for having a twitter

His grandson Billy set it up for him.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

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Fuckin Boykin again, goddamn it! Guy's a loose cannon. I want him in my office first thing in the morning!

 

[Bigsmooth]

Why does this retard keep bringing up hot pockets lol? Jim Gaffigan wants his gimmick back

 

[Stent]

Eyyy, dis is Leroy McCadillac and I just spilled my 40 running down a blind kid.

AHHHHHUBBADUBBAHOODOOHOWWW!

 

[guest]

Why does this retard keep bringing up hot pockets lol? Jim Gaffigan wants his gimmick back

I think it means he like you?

 

[Meownaw]

Why does this retard keep bringing up hot pockets lol? Jim Gaffigan wants his gimmick back

Maybe this? I can't keep up with these faggot buzzwords.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Came out of a movie to find that I was blocked lol. Kid Touch Sanders can't hang.