This is what not letting the idiots win looks like

[Slackjawed Cow]

It's unreal that his mom worked for the school and his grades were still that bad. He was a poor student for all 4 years of HS. If it were not for gym class, he would have graduated HS with a 1.2 GPA. Just typing that out makes me chuckle. The fact that he thinks he's fucking genius makes it even funnier.

I still cant understand that. That must have been embarrassing for her. To have the idiot/difficult son. The other part is all his absences. Its hard to ditch school when your mom works there and knows you arent home sick. He was missing almost a full month of school his freshman and senior years. She allowed him to be a poor student. Im glad his grades came to light on twitter. Imagine listing to his science and political takes knowing he is a documented idiot.

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

In hindsight, it's ridiculous he has a 1.7 and place 87 out of 113. 26 people were somehow more retarded than him

I bet his speech is the result of forcing away his hick Wiscansun accent. I bet you put things in a bayg, stupid

 

[EraGodless]

Maybe it's a Lionel Hutz situation and Pig takes it as No, I Contest!

Hearsay and conjecture are kinds of evidence.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

In hindsight, it's ridiculous he has a 1.7 and place 87 out of 113. 26 people were somehow more retarded than him

I doubt those 26 people had a parent who was a school employee with access to administrators and inside knowledge on gaming the system. Not to mention Tommy Tomlinson’s willingness to suck cock in exchange for their boy’s extra credit or just to pass the time.

 

[guest]

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How does no one in his life step in to stop this?

 

[Udders]

How does no one in his life step in to stop this?

He doesn't listen to them because Pat always knows best, as is typical for a raging narcissist. Pat is also the dumbest narcissist of all-time, he's literally not good or intelligent at anything whatsoever.

 

[guest]

He doesn't listen to them because Pat always knows best, as is typical for a raging narcissist. Pat is also the dumbest narcissist of all-time, he's literally not good or intelligent at anything whatsoever.

Shows what you know. He went into a dumpster and dug out a bunch of garbage to make chairs with. So there.

 

[More Worser]

In milwaukee people are caught with stolen guns and let out the same day. More often than not they don’t even end up in prison.

They solve fewer than 50% of the murders in the city.

Can you imagine the public outcry if it was discovered they were devoting massive resources to catching people calling a spoiled white man fat on Twitter?

*Calling a spoiled, fat White man fat

 

[More Worser]

He was in a tracked high school of some sort, and he was in track D, meaning he was taking classes two and sometimes even three years behind other students. If I’m right, the first two years of high school for someone in this track is extremely slowed down/watered down versions of normal classes.

Pat would have been far, far, far better off in votech followed by earliest possible admission to the Army. He would still be a dumb, fat, broken-brained pigman but would have some discipline, wouldn’t have abandoned his kid, and would have some type of skill.

You're projecting sanity on to him.

As Pat has demonstrated "many thousands of times," he would not have learned any self)-discipline and would have been kicked out for insubordination.

"... because YOU are a disgusting FATBODY!"
"No, Gunnery SergeanT, child. I'm not."

Even after a midnight bunk beating by the guys in retaliation for being PT'ed on account of Pat's behavior, Pat would STILL behave EXACTLY the same way.

 

[More Worser]

I mean it's pfg you guys did good in highschool but at the same time it's pretty fucking gay to quasi brag about it. I bombed in highschool, dropped out, then eventually did a loop back and ended up with a degree.

"It's gay to brag about your academic accomplishments. So anyway here's me bragging about my academic accomplishments"

 

[CompoundBasement]

You're projecting sanity on to him.

As Pat has demonstrated "many thousands of times," he would not have learned any self)-discipline and would have been kicked out for insubordination.

"... because YOU are a disgusting FATBODY!"
"No, Gunnery SergeanT, child. I'm not."

Even after a midnight bunk beating by the guys in retaliation for being PT'ed on account of Pat's behavior, Pat would STILL behave EXACTLY the same way.

I've said this before but he would absolutely be killed by friendly fire.

After they beat the shit out of him with socks full of bars of soap of course.

 

[More Worser]

I mean both those guys are equally fucking stupid in their own respective rights, but they do have the authority to say "I have X degree", or company for that matter. For patty with zilch I bet that makes him seeth.

Actually here's a pat history question, he certainly wasn't an "author" straight out of highschool, I heavily assume he no education past highschool, wtf did he do in that like 20 year section? Feel like I should know that but maybe forgetting.

Drank to dullness and ate to obesity, clearly

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I mean both those guys are equally fucking stupid in their own respective rights, but they do have the authority to say "I have X degree", or company for that matter. For patty with zilch I bet that makes him seeth.

Actually here's a pat history question, he certainly wasn't an "author" straight out of highschool, I heavily assume he no education past highschool, wtf did he do in that like 20 year section? Feel like I should know that but maybe forgetting.

He was selling learning the skills necessary to neutralize you on sight, stlaker.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

That's the second craziest I've ever seen him. The craziest is when he rattled off about 14 straight "You're the L stlaker"s before the brotherman texting him responded.