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This is what not letting the idiots win looks like

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
A #PatFact nobody mentions enough is that during the Traffic Court zoom, when the commissioner asked Pat if he wanted to plead no contest or guilty after Rick admitted to speeding, he replied that he "doesn't know the difference" between the two (he ended up pleading no contest and was convicted).

Fat idiot had literally pled no contest before and didn't even bother to listen to any lawyer/judge or even look it up himself after to find out what it means. There's a good chance Rick even today genuinely thinks a No Contest Plea means "I am noT guilty, child" in his diseased pig mind.

Rick not listening to lawyers? Who could imagine such a thing!
Pat thinks he is smarter than everyone in the room, that was his attempt at seeming ignorant of the legal system because he is a good boy and never does anything like this your honor.
Much like him saying that he never speeds and it was only because of an unfamiliar road and speed limits, when his twitter is full of him bragging about speeding.
 
Actually CB in the ACAB here…

Nobody would be spending multiple years on a retarded case like this.
If there were any criminal investigations into fatso's trolls, the admins of this forum and KiwiFarms would've been sent requests for information on users, and the admin here and "Null" at KiwiFarms have both said they've never received any sort of demands or requests from any law enforcement regarding this fat retard.
 

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
If there were any criminal investigations into fatso's trolls, the admins of this forum and KiwiFarms would've been sent requests for information on users, and the admin here and "Null" at KiwiFarms have both said they've never received any sort of demands or requests from any law enforcement regarding this fat retard.
They’re both on double secret probation stlaker, they can’t reveal they’ve been subpoenaed, I’m sorry you’re so stupid.
 

EraGodless

It took him 16 "nope, still a fact"s before he could think of something else dumb to say. He then said it twice before falling back on his old faithful copypaste.

I sometimes forget quite how stupid he is.
He failed Algebra 2 as a senior in high school.

This is me in HS- you will notice that where I went to school, a 92 is a B and the semester exam was a 3rd of your grade (lol- that's absurd by today's standards). Patrick is lucky his transcript didn't have numerical grades.

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Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
He also failed chemistry and physics in the last semester of his senior year.
He didn’t take chemistry until senior year?? What kind of vocational school did he go to with a curriculum like this? Actually scratch that — no vocational school would have passed Pat despite him repeatedly flunking out of basic classes. He was a literal sped.

No wonder he’s so intellectually insecure to this day.
 

Faggot Boqposter

The Alawite Assassin
Actually CB in the ACAB here…

Nobody would be spending multiple years on a retarded case like this.
In milwaukee people are caught with stolen guns and let out the same day. More often than not they don’t even end up in prison.

They solve fewer than 50% of the murders in the city.

Can you imagine the public outcry if it was discovered they were devoting massive resources to catching people calling a spoiled white man fat on Twitter?
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
my parents did give a shit about me and they sent me away to boarding school to get my shit together.
Judith Tomlinson would never have sent Pat away to boarding school. Varsity Kyle put her on notice in first grade that he would never play her special tickle the man in the boat game like Pat or massage her stinky feet every night like Pat. Without her oldest, Judy would have never known the touch of a male, considering Tommy Tomlinson was working double shifts at the local gloryholes seven days a week.
 

EraGodless

Judith Tomlinson would never have sent Pat away to boarding school. Varsity Kyle put her on notice in first grade that he would never play her special tickle the man in the boat game like Pat or massage her stinky feet every night like Pat. Without her oldest, Judy would have never known the touch of a male, considering Tommy Tomlinson was working double shifts at the local gloryholes seven days a week.
It's unreal that his mom worked for the school and his grades were still that bad. He was a poor student for all 4 years of HS. If it were not for gym class, he would have graduated HS with a 1.2 GPA. Just typing that out makes me chuckle. The fact that he thinks he's fucking genius makes it even funnier.
 

EraGodless

I mean it's pfg you guys did good in highschool but at the same time it's pretty fucking gay to quasi brag about it. I bombed in highschool, dropped out, then eventually did a loop back and ended up with a degree.
I'm more dunking on Pat who likes to carry himself as some kind of STEM expert. Meanwhile, he legit failed his math and science classes his senior year of HS. He then has the gall to call people like Musk or Trump, stupid/idiots or morons.
 

Lucky Buddha Beer

Micro Penis Brewery
I'm more dunking on Pat who likes to carry himself as some kind of STEM expert. Meanwhile, he legit failed his math and science classes his senior year of HS. He then has the gall to call people like Musk or Trump, stupid/idiots or morons.
I mean both those guys are equally fucking stupid in their own respective rights, but they do have the authority to say "I have X degree", or company for that matter. For patty with zilch I bet that makes him seeth.

Actually here's a pat history question, he certainly wasn't an "author" straight out of highschool, I heavily assume he no education past highschool, wtf did he do in that like 20 year section? Feel like I should know that but maybe forgetting.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
I mean it's pfg you guys did good in highschool but at the same time it's pretty fucking gay to quasi brag about it. I bombed in highschool, dropped out, then eventually did a loop back and ended up with a degree.
I don’t see anyone bragging tbh, personally just trying to figure out how he even graduated after getting so many Fs. I spent part of my childhood in a small rural community like Westfield, and a lot of my classmates had parents who worked for the school. None of them got such abysmal grades. I don’t know how his mother even showed her face at work with this sped for a son.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
He didn’t take chemistry until senior year?? What kind of vocational school did he go to with a curriculum like this? Actually scratch that — no vocational school would have passed Pat despite him repeatedly flunking out of basic classes. He was a literal sped.

No wonder he’s so intellectually insecure to this day.
He was in a tracked high school of some sort, and he was in track D, meaning he was taking classes two and sometimes even three years behind other students. If I’m right, the first two years of high school for someone in this track is extremely slowed down/watered down versions of normal classes.

Pat would have been far, far, far better off in votech followed by earliest possible admission to the Army. He would still be a dumb, fat, broken-brained pigman but would have some discipline, wouldn’t have abandoned his kid, and would have some type of skill.
 

Rudderman

Steering the ship since I was 18
A #PatFact nobody mentions enough is that during the Traffic Court zoom, when the commissioner asked Pat if he wanted to plead no contest or guilty after Rick admitted to speeding, he replied that he "doesn't know the difference" between the two (he ended up pleading no contest and was convicted).

Fat idiot had literally pled no contest before and didn't even bother to listen to any lawyer/judge or even look it up himself after to find out what it means. There's a good chance Rick even today genuinely thinks a No Contest Plea means "I am noT guilty, child" in his diseased pig mind.

Rick not listening to lawyers? Who could imagine such a thing!
Maybe it's a Lionel Hutz situation and Pig takes it as No, I Contest!
 
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