This is what Niki actually looks like when sober and not posing for the camera

[MunchausenByProxy]

“Im bankrupt. Married to a mentally ill queer. I live in a hovel. Im 40 with no kids...

...WHAT HAVE I DONE!”

Better plan that next vacation to stop that pesky brain from being introspective and having to improve yourself, Niki Skitz.

 

[guest]

She is perfect for him.

 

[guest]

Quasi the part-time server.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Yep. Autistically staring at the table, trying to isolate herself from being social. Telling you faggots, she’s slightly more autistic than Rick, and her mom is profiting off both tards.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

She went there just for the farts

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[guest]

For those not up to date on their Niki lore, the gal to Niki's right is Jen Huber. Jen is her "co-worker" at Posts by Ghost and rumored to be her *actual* life partner.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

For those not up to date on their Niki lore, the gal to Niki's right is Jen Huber. Jen is her "co-worker" at Posts by Ghost and rumored to be her *actual* life partner.
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Pat is Niki’s actual life partner, the same way stand up comedy is his actual full time job

 

[Caverlock]

Her white-knuckle Thanksgiving withdrawals fist still cracks me up whenever I see it.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I’m quite partial to the Shreki pic. She looks much happier wallowing in her swamp.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Christ.... That makes me a bit sad. I always say if she dolled up, she would get tons of Tinder matches. Plenty of guys like an average piece like that in her squirty thirties...

It must be awful having that sweaty, fat gunt pressing against you, his smug, squinty face huffing and puffing and barely giving you an inch and just rolls off telling you how great it was for you...

I bet she drinks in the morning. Or what I remember was said about her needing handfuls of pills to function...

Damn this is actually sad. I feel sorry for her. Sure I don't get why she supports him financially and puts up with his increasingly mental unhinged shit, and I bet he is an ungrateful cunt too... But there's a childless, dried up, average of average, nobody who is married to the most obnoxious, arrogant prick and who is staring in a chemical fugue wondering how long it is before she can go asleep and escape this life for a few hours....

Nikki needs some TLC, some adult conversation, someone paying for her drinks for a change, and a good womb wrecking hog totally ploughing her, her ankles rubbing off those huge ears, an evening spent talking to a man who doesn't bring up Star Trek or stlakers or how amazing he is...

Come on Nikki... Get Tinder... Just have a look. Just see what is out there. Don't worry, your fat husband won't notice, he will be too busy getting Ukrainians killed or battling his yellow teeth.

 

[captain_kamala]

what a fat bodied pig.

 

[Snake]

I’m quite partial to the Shreki pic. She looks much happier wallowing in her swamp.

Bulldyke Jon Lovitz.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

For those not up to date on their Niki lore, the gal to Niki's right is Jen Huber. Jen is her "co-worker" at Posts by Ghost and rumored to be her *actual* life partner.
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I'd smash that for sure. Those lips are too good for Nikkis basement...
I would love to hear Jens side of the story and find out the real take on Fatrick as a husband...

 

[Mitch Weaver]

magnetic trays!!!! what a country!

Linen napkins ?!?

 

[RobertMewler]

For those not up to date on their Niki lore, the gal to Niki's right is Jen Huber. Jen is her "co-worker" at Posts by Ghost and rumored to be her *actual* life partner.
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Yup, that's when they went to India together -- without Pat! It was a penis non grata escapade.

 

[BoringFaggot]

I’m quite partial to the Shreki pic. She looks much happier wallowing in her swamp.

That fuckin beer can on the rock always kills my ribs.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That is the look of a woman that gave up long ago. Her disheveled appearance and lack of attention to her general appearance is what happens when you are involved in a marriage that is not only a fraud but with the most toxic person alive. This picture would make someone feel bad for Niki but she deserves it for whatever scam she / her mother is running being in a sham marriage.

 

[Snake]

I don't have my iPad so I did it in MS paint.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

She is perfect for him.

You can’t even feel bad for her because the fact that she continues this sham of a marriage and is obviously for some government scam / benefits. She enables him and deserves the hell it must be being married to Pat.