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FurBurger

Is Torquie, my prison wife, still sperging?
I'm intrigued by WH40K but I'll settle for reading the novels and shit for the same reason you say

There's a decent 20 minute video on the backstory of 40k here:

What I like about that guy is he's a soft-as-shit, love-is-love Orange Man Bad soyboy vegan who has spent the last 20 years studying pretend fascism. Playing the games, reading the novels, painting the figurines. It's never occurred to him that fascism's meeting an emotional need for him that's unmet in his real life; and when people ask him about it he just says "the other factions are bad, too" even though he's reeeally focussed himself on the fascist side.
 
try to catch a beer with pigman
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Better off trying to catch that pig with beer, man.
 

BreastMilk

I got a lien on my house!
Could a rascal merely be a hotel guest at one of these cons? Skip the makks/vaxaids and try to catch a beer with pigman?
Apparently he has his own private security detail following him around, as if he hasn't siphoned enough money out of these pathetic faggots.

When there is one of these abomination conventions close enough to me, I'll fucking be there and finds ways to bat signal to him where I'm coming from. He'll cower like a bitch a d run to security.

"This guy at the bar is saying child! Arrest him now!"
 
Apparently he has his own private security detail following him around, as if he hasn't siphoned enough money out of these pathetic faggots.

When there is one of these abomination conventions close enough to me, I'll fucking be there and finds ways to bat signal to him where I'm coming from. He'll cower like a bitch a d run to security.

"This guy at the bar is saying child! Arrest him now!"
They give him a security detail? There's no way.
 
I'm intrigued by WH40K but I'll settle for reading the novels and shit for the same reason you say, I just don't have the time or money to get into something new. The lore sounds interesting but I'm pot-committed and lazy to boot. Plus, fat faggots with bitch-tits aren't gonna cyberatalk themselves.
You ever play D&D? 5e was designed to make things super simple and then leave it up to you to add additional, more complex rules if you wanted. 40k is the opposite. It has generally been about "Oh, you want simple rules? There are other games for you to play." But they have recently tried to simplify things a bit. It's incredibly fun even if the balance is fucked up somehow at any given time. It's kind of nice always having a new army be OP for a bit before they nerf and buff things.
 

Harry Kilmer

5 bathroom sinks, 3 ounces, and 2 vehicles
You ever play D&D? 5e was designed to make things super simple and then leave it up to you to add additional, more complex rules if you wanted. 40k is the opposite. It has generally been about "Oh, you want simple rules? There are other games for you to play." But they have recently tried to simplify things a bit. It's incredibly fun even if the balance is fucked up somehow at any given time. It's kind of nice always having a new army be OP for a bit before they nerf and buff things.
I’m intrigued by all those tabletop RPGs like that. I just started playing D&D which has been super fun, but those tabletop ones just seem insane.

There’s a shop I play magic at and these dudes will have an entire table, probably 10’x3’, covered with miniature trees and terrain and shit, moving around these little armies and shit for like 6 hours.
 
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