- Forum Clout
- 9,252
One of the simple joys is seeing normal people come to an unprompted, non-solicited, organic conclusion that Pat is a problem. That he’s that transparent, even when he controls the narrative / can’t blame it on the stlaker child’s.
-
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
[email protected]
"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!
- Thread starter SFWA liaison
- Start date
- Forum Clout
- 98,775
ep is now out on youtube
- Forum Clout
- 76,513
Um, sweaty, didn't you hear how he busted every curve on every test?
- Forum Clout
- 18,745
- Forum Clout
- 18,027
God, please let Pat show up in the TIAH reddit thread and make a complete ass of himself.
- Forum Clout
- 16,052
It's a matter of when not if
- Forum Clout
- 111,371
Think of the average Midwestern rube. Patrick's dumber than that retard
- Forum Clout
- 14,217
Holy shit, does that mean there were 26 people who got worse grades than Fatrick?
I don't even know how you could do that on purpose, you'd have to know the answers to things just so you don't accidentally get them correct on tests and beat out Pat
- Forum Clout
- 98,775
/r/TIAHpodcast bewildered by him inserting the completley irrelevant cuckolding saga into his story
- Forum Clout
- 48,840
He was one of those little Eddie Haskell fucks who tried to befriend people's parents thinking it gave him leverage over them
- Forum Clout
- 119,915
Its easy to understand why he has the ego he does. He’s walked around in life believing he’s gifted and smarter and older than the other kids. Nice basing your entire concept of self worth on how people treated you when you were 7, stupid
- Forum Clout
- 242,117
Usually the kids like this learn eventually nobody likes someone that behaves the way he does. But Pat is 44 and lives to be an annoying know-it-all (while knowing nothing), a “can I speak to your manager?” Karen type, lives to tell people “I told you so” which nobody wants to hear, and is a total narcissist that believes he’s above others because he’s so amazing and special while being neither of those things.
It’s amazing - he has every awful characteristic imaginable. Don’t forget - he would rather be right than happy. What kind of life is that?
- Forum Clout
- 27,291
He's very helpfully given us a great timeline.
1980-1998 - growing up and in high school. He's claimed before that he lost his virginity during the re-release of the Star Wars movies in 1997. So let's say his count at this point is one woman
1998 - 2001 - in college, but he's never mentioned any women from this time so I'm comfortable saying zero women
2001 - July 2011 - dating/married to Adrienne - one woman
July 2011 - September 2011 - his "burried in strange" "Old Testament Sex God" phase. Umprompted, he gives us information here that he only went on two "first dates" in this period before Niki. It's likely zero women but for the benefit of the doubt let's give him both of these women, so add two women
September 2011 - present - with Niki - one woman
So, barring some weird bout of sexcapades between 1998 - 2001, the absolute most women Pat has been with is five. Reminder that he has claimed seventeen as his number before. Fat, gay liar.
- Forum Clout
- 78,745
Within five minutes, he's mentioned driving a Mustang
- Forum Clout
- 51,657
- Forum Clout
- 18,027
The reddit thread on Pat's episode keeps getting more and more comments. We're very close to people saying "I think he's on the spectrum" or just straight up saying "He's autistic". Lot's of people noticing how 'strange' he is.
- Forum Clout
- 78,745
Yo did this fat nigga just say Opie and Anthony was based out of Buffalo? WTF