"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

[Cartoon Redux]

The property they all lived at was 119 east Howard Street portage wi

The owner is ades dad, the following people are tagged as having that address at some point

-ade
-pat
-jon
-jons.ex wife Linda moisey

It's also a duplex (look it up)
If you're going by paper records, at some point jon and his wife lived in a duplex ades dad owned.
The timeline reports them there 2011.
It's possible it was only Jon, but if that's the case it's weird because his ex wife has more of a paper trail at the address than he does

So he lied about The Lappening to make him out to be even more of a pathetic cuck?

 

[Imager]

13 minutes in this fuckface says that he was the main character of Twitter.

My fucking god i hate him so much. He deserves everything bad he gets.

 

[Andy Elliott]

Basically yes. Early on he says he always got on better with adults than with other kids during his school days.

He said "adults at home" which means he only talked to his parents

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

It's cloistered, bitch tits.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Who on Earth would be entertained by this dork's rambling backstory? The "cyberstalked" aspect is interesting to a degree, but who gives a fuck about his parents' occupation or how he did in school? I doubt any "regular listener" (if they exist) of this podcast even made it to the stalking/trolling part.

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

Rick saying “no more posts about that pat guy” absolutely wrecked me

 

[Opesterino]

I am just now getting to listen to this horse shit of a podcast and I only have one statement/question - Rick is the most unreliable narrator I ever witnessed. Does he really think going on a podcast and trying to rewriting/lie about all the facts will serve him in any positive way? This mother fucker literally starts lying right out of the gate.

I am so glad all the receipts for his bullshit are publicly available and easy to access.

 

[TorpidSloth]

When I was in school anyone who was friends with adults with authority (teachers, etc.) was suspected as being a snitch. No wonder he was so hated. He was definitely a faggot tattle tale.

Absolutely, even more so if one of their parents was a member of staff at the school. Like Mama Raven.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

When I was in school anyone who was friends with adults with authority (teachers, etc.) was suspected as being a snitch. No wonder he was so hated. He was definitely a faggot tattle tale.

He’s always been the kid that ran to tell on others. That’s why he can’t handle being an adult and not being able to tell on others and get them in trouble. Same with Jackie - they were the kids nobody liked for a reason. Pat cried to the police that people were making fun of him online like that’s a serious crime.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Who on Earth would be entertained by this dork's rambling backstory? The "cyberstalked" aspect is interesting to a degree, but who gives a fuck about his parents' occupation or how he did in school? I doubt any "regular listener" (if they exist) of this podcast even made it to the stalking/trolling part.

Him trying to outrun his cyberstlakers:

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

“Going after people who don’t have the resources..don’t have a bevy of lawyers on hand to fight for them”

Rick. You spent almost $200,000 on lawyers and punitive legal fees. Very few people could afford over $100,000 in legal fees to sue people on the internet. That would cause financial strain for even the most Mcgowanish of people.

It’s your fault you hired the worst lawyers imaginable. It’s your fault you spent $100k on a retard lawyer who just graduated from college 1 year before the suit and went to a college that doesn’t even require the fucking lsat

 

[RobertMewler]

Who on Earth would be entertained by this dork's rambling backstory? The "cyberstalked" aspect is interesting to a degree, but who gives a fuck about his parents' occupation or how he did in school? I doubt any "regular listener" (if they exist) of this podcast even made it to the stalking/trolling part.

I think it was his way of setting a narrative and getting in front of the trolls before they eventually reveal the receipts: His terrible grades in his transcripts, his scary dangerous arrest report, his father's drunk driving article, etc.

"Woah, this report says the guy threatened to kill his ex and daughter! Well... he sounded like a loving husband on the podcast so... eh, I don't believe it."

"Wow, the transcripts say he failed every class! Well... he said he'd bust the curve on tests so.... eh, I believe him when he said his teachers told him he was super smart."

Dummy imagined that's how the listeners would react. Not so.

 

[PorqueDealer]

The property they all lived at was 119 east Howard Street portage wi

The owner is ades dad, the following people are tagged as having that address at some point

-ade
-pat
-jon
-jons.ex wife Linda moisey

It's also a duplex (look it up)
If you're going by paper records, at some point jon and his wife lived in a duplex ades dad owned.
The timeline reports them there 2011.
It's possible it was only Jon, but if that's the case it's weird because his ex wife has more of a paper trail at the address than he does

This is what I remembered.
Other than for the soundbytes, I would take what Pat said with a trotter of salt.
Sounds more like he was trying to make public the story he has gaslit nikki with for the last 13 years.
His second, very very better wife.

 

[SFWA liaison]

/r/TIAHpodcast is on fire

THEORY this was recorded last years around the same time as Pretend: (they married 2017) and the producer cancelled the ep because it was trash and disjointed (pat didn't prepare)

But Nikki and I have been married now for almost six years, and for most of that, we've been dealing directly with this.

Pat gets offended he wasted time out of his busy schedule for this.

Fast forward to October 2024, producer can't meet his deadline, takes this trash of an ep out of the drawer to save the day. Pat remains offended and thus doesn't brag on social media

 

[Sean Baird]

@Confused White Kid how crazy hot is this one?

Would not smush.

1/10.

 

[TorpidSloth]

I think it was his way of setting a narrative and getting in front of the trolls before they eventually reveal the receipts: His terrible grades in his transcripts, his scary dangerous arrest report, his father's drunk driving article, etc.

"Woah, this report says the guy threatened to kill his ex and daughter! Well... he sounded like a loving husband on the podcast so... eh, I don't believe it."

"Wow, the transcripts say he failed every class! Well... he said he'd bust the curve on tests so.... eh, I believe him when he said his teachers told him he was super smart."

Dummy imagined that's how the listeners would react. Not so.

I had the same thought
"Yes, I did horribly in high school and didn't have any friends (because that's out there now and provable) but all that turned around in college where I was well liked and made the honor roll (not the Dean's List) (which there's no record of because none of that happened) and you can't prove otherwise, staIker

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I’m listening right now and Rick keeps talking about his father’s achievements. He just spent 10 full minutes telling the story of how Tommy gave Wahoo McDaniels a slick reach-around rim/handjob in the summer of ‘89. No idea how this relates to his cyberstlaking. He’s off the rails.

Edit: Rick is now bragging about how Tommy‘s cowboy hat would ‘spin around like a dreidel’ when he made the guy cum while blowing him. Fawkin Christ. I’m starting to think this Rick guy may be an active homosexual. I dunno.

Did he mention Tommy gave Chief Jay Strongbow an handjob?

Lol, he actually admitted the 1.78. But of course with the caveat that he was just too smart for homework

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Technicality Tomlinson strikes again. PCJ died, thus abandoning (Pat's) child

I believe he means the kid Jon's ex had. It was hers from a previous relationship and I think Jon adopted the kid. So by pig logic, him leaving when the relationship broke down was abandonment. But him leaving his actually daughter is not

 

[Honey Badger]

This whole interview lends credence to the two-girl-virgin theory. He lived in a town of only 1,200 people, was a self-described outcast in school, doesn’t mention any first girlfriend til Ade.

He may have had a sexual Renaissance in college (ie banged frumpy trailer trash) but he’s never alluded to getting any ass in college before.

Then Ade.

He went on a grand total of three dates before his “one night stand” with big Nick. Seriously doubt any of those ended in victories.

This nigga’s a two-girl virgin.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

" My parents met at a horse auction"

They bumped heads going to suck the same donkey dick. A real Meet-Cute