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Things that slightly annoy you

DMAN

DMANIA PATIENT ZERO
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Leaf blowers. WOW! You annoyed everybody at home with that noise because you moved the leafs from over there, and put them over here now. Even though the wind is going to move them back over there. You basically just took one person's problem and made it someone else's problem (or everybody's problem.)
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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People making noises when eating, moaning and smacking their lips. It makes me want to kill people. I’m a very quiet eater.
I chew with my mouth closed and I practice good table etiquette (for an American), but if it's a good meal you're going to hear about it while it's happening. Sorry, not sorry.
I find couples who walk with the man holding the woman tightly from behind annoying. You think somebody's gonna mug you for her? Do ya?
 

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
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It makes me want to kill people.
Sounds like this more than slightly annoys you. Years ago I read a book which had a chapter in it presented as a written confession of a man who had killed his Uncle. In it he went into great detail justifying why it was ok to do so on account of the noises he made while eating by scraping the knife and fork.
 

AntSucks

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People who hold doors open for me or help me in some minor way that's usually more inconvenient than anything. Like holding the door open but standing in the way so I have less room to get through. Or I drop something, and just before I can reach it they pick it up and then I have to stand up and take it out of their hand while mumbling thanks. Stop helping!
 
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Mawkish, self-congratulatory, performative analysis of of somebody's actions. Usually comes from retards who think they know an individual completely after watching a single, 10 minute interview with them.

"You can tell that they are a kind and gentle soul because of what they said at 3:42. The way they moved their hands at 6:34 shows that they have lived a life of struggle and that they are very humble but at 7:47 you can tell, from a slight twitch in their eyebrow, that they are carrying a heavy, painful burden. I think they must have witnessed a close family member die when they were young, or they didn't achieve a goal that meant a lot to them. What a beatiful person, I wish them a happy life."



A little wordy but you get the point
 

Sue Lightning

IS SHE TALKING ABOUT ME?
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Youtube commenters on any film, especially TV shows, because they will praise extremely minor obvious things and act like it’s insane symbolism that raises the show to genius.

Some bullshit invented example. Breaking Bad will have a scene with Walt and Jesse where Walt is acting like a father figure and some retarded commenter will always go “Walt Jr was Walts son….But Jesse was Heisenbergs son…”

WOW, REALLY FAGGOT?????


The irony of Breaking Bad is Walt said he did everything for his family but he destroyed his family in the process….

WOW, REALLY? THATS TOTALLY NOT THE POINT OF THE WHOLE SHOW.
 

Sue Lightning

IS SHE TALKING ABOUT ME?
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Yeah. That is literally the ENTIRE point of the fucking scene. It’s not like there’s some deep symbolism or unspoken shit to miss here. Saul asks who Walt is. Mike tells him to stay away. Saul explains he could make him successful and the VERY NEXT SCENE is him walking into the high school to proposition Walt. Am I a fucking baby? A retard? Do i really need such basic things explained to me?
 
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