"Things I learned while Patrick was drinking"

[TorqueWheeler]

You ever notice how in all of Pat's lies about how amazing his "friends" think he is, the friend is always a "she/her" or a "beautiful, gay, black"? It's never just a plain old, boring, standard edition, straight as they come, white, CIS male like Pat himself.

These needless little details really help to cement how genuine these tales are, Pat. All the big fat white guys wearing baseball hats and Mustang t-shirts living in Milwaukee exclusively have female, black and/or faggot friends. It totally "scans" doesn't it, stupid?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"Wrong as always, atalkers. I did noT specifically say thaT anything was learned from me, jusT thaT I was drinking aT the time."

 

[Meownaw]

What phone has folders? Another lie from the pig.

 

[Stent]

What phone has folders? Another lie from the pig.

Exactly. Are they writing it all out? Are they recording it? Why? Who does that and what use is it? Do they keep track of everything so they can later reference it like it's some individual fact checking service? Does the use of a separate folder indicate they do this for several people? Utter bullshit.

Even the police only keep a folder of what he says because they legally have to.

 

[guest]

Exactly. Are they writing it all out? Are they recording it? Why? Who does that and what use is it? Do they keep track of everything so they can later reference it like it's some individual fact checking service? Does the use of a separate folder indicate they do this for several people? Utter bullshit.

Even the police only keep a folder of what he says because they legally have to.

You’re trying to find reason in insanity. Pat defies all reason.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

"dear friends"

 

[Clint Ruin]

What phone has folders? Another lie from the pig.

I mean, I guess you could use a file manager just to keep like specific screenshots in their own folder, but no one would actually do that. That's a level of effort you wouldn't reserve for anybody, much less some fat random jackoff who ocasssionally Googles things.

 

[Stent]

You’re trying to find reason in insanity. Pat defies all reason.

Torque lives his life one trisomy disorder at a time.

Chin Diesel.
Paul Atalker.
And Niki as that lesbian cunt.

 

[EraGodless]

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"Aren't I a character? Me me me me, believe this lie, it's about me!"

All his friends are in his head.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

What phone has folders? Another lie from the pig.

Well in Pat's case, these folders require a pass code to access.

 

[guest]

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"dear friends"

Nobody realized they drew that guy twice?

 

[guest]

How embarrassing. Is it the booze the prevents him from having shame?

 

[guest]

scans what

He heard someone say it but he got it wrong as usual. He's referring to scansion, scanning a line of poetry to determine its meter. It can be applied to music too but not usually to a solitary sentence. 1.7 with gym credits, 1.2 without.

 

[guest]

"Things I learnt while Pat was drinking" might scan. "Things I learned while Patrick was drinking" doesn't. He can't even be pretentious properly.

 

[guest]

How embarrassing. Is it the booze the prevents him from having shame?

Oh he's embarrassed and ashamed of his alcoholism...Narcs and reprobates like to minimize their faults using humor. This is like Nana broadcasting his preference for Minors (but in a cutesy haha-holee shit way, instead of guilt-ridden).

The sad/pathological thing is making up friends, people who consider him some endearing rascal, etc.

 

[BillKlacks]

Exactly. Are they writing it all out? Are they recording it? Why? Who does that and what use is it? Do they keep track of everything so they can later reference it like it's some individual fact checking service? Does the use of a separate folder indicate they do this for several people? Utter bullshit.

Even the police only keep a folder of what he says because they legally have to.

Perplexing isn't it? It seems what he's trying to imply that some dear friend (random Twitter creep) created a folder in her photo album for screenshots of his tweets. He tried to word it so it sounds all grandiose, but he just comes off looking like a narcissistic lunatic. Nothing about that story is true to begin with of course.

 

[guest]

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Torque is killing it for us this week.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

A 42 year old man bragging about drinking like he just turned 21. Funny how he doesn’t realize how pathetic he sounds with this nonsense.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Most people keep folders of info on their phones in the modern era. Instead of, just remembering and then using google to double check. Fucking fat pig. Torque is so much cooler than this faggot.