"Things I learned while Patrick was drinking"

[Clint Ruin]

"Aren't I a character? Me me me me, believe this lie, it's about me!"

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

THAT SCANS?

 

[guest]

That scans?

Alright. Hes going to pay.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I have a folder on my phone that says “daughters cared for and supported by Patrick”. It’s empty.

 

[guest]

In his deluded mind pat really thinks he’s a rabble rouser like Hunter S. Thompson. How embarrassing.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

scans what

 

[guest]

scans what

Hopefuly an x-ray that shows Pat is dying of cancer.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Hunter S. Thompson

Grunter S. Thompson

 

[guest]

Grunter S. Thompson

Hehe got him!

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Porque, we've been over this.
You don't have any friends because if you did, one of them would have stepped in to help with your crippling online addiction.
Also, women find you repulsive, so this statement is unbelievable on two levels.

While we're discussing your many, many lies, I have a question for you Porque. If you're so good with cars, and work on them often, where do you keep your tools? You've never posted a photo of yourself with so much as an screwdriver in you hoof.

 

[Torque Army]

Grunter S. Thompson

Girthy S. Tomlinson

 

[stealthygeek]

You'd think he's a typical alpha chugging beers and watching his Packers at the bar but get this, he'll actually teach you a thing or two about life along the way. Bit of a stealthy geek one might say.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Girthy S. Tomlinson

(Truffle) Hunter S. Tomlinson

 

[SFWA liaison]

his proud day-drinking character is out again, wine aunt energy

 

[Sputnik]

The dear friend is Nikki and all she’s learned is you are jealous of all the moon cricket toots she gets.

 

[guest]

Hopefuly an x-ray that shows Pat is dying of cancer.

Porque, we've been over this.
You don't have any friends because if you did, one of them would have stepped in to help with your crippling online addiction.
Also, women find you repulsive, so this statement is unbelievable on two levels.

While we're discussing your many, many lies, I have a question for you Porque. If you're so good with cars, and work on them often, where do you keep your tools? You've never posted a photo of yourself with so much as an screwdriver in you hoof.

Porque. Haven’t you degenerate bastards stolen enough of my ribs lol. He really does the work for us.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

“dear friend” ? You don’t have friends, Pat. Let alone ones that make folders on their phones for information a shit faced Pat tells them. He doesn’t realize how pathetic he sounds, he’s 42 years old yet thinks drunk Pat is just dropping knowledge on everyone without noticing how sad it is.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Also, be drinks ALONE! Nobody is learning anything from a lonely 42 year old drunk

 

[Brooke Shields]

if i were a less-self-aware person I would assume that such a "folder" was mocking how retarded I am, but when one would be caught documenting into it they would play it off as if it were a goofy folder of endearment

It reminds me of my first out of college job, where some 30+ year old autist was doing so many fucking socially retarded things in a week that I decided to make a .txt file documenting every new thing because they were literally sitcom plot-points but less funny since they just happened in real life

I'm glad someone's probably doing this to Patrick's gay ass mannerisms

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Wow, Porque, a 42 year old man knows a mnemonic for biological classification??!!!
What's next, Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally?
You love showing off that 1.7 high school GPA!